Today, these cute girls approached me and asked me to take a picture of them. One girl asked me if I could send it to her because her phone had died. I was excited to have her number, but it turns out that she deleted the message after she sent the picture to herself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I asked a woman to take a picture of me and my girlfriend kissing on the beach. When I looked up, the woman and my phone were gone. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was texted by a number that their "date" had given them. I replied that they'd got the wrong number. She then sent me a picture of herself and started flirting. I was suspicious about this, so I ran her photo through Google image finder. Her "photo" is apparently used by scammers. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
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Top comments
Wolfparable 22
To be honest I think that was a bit more polite of her and as they didn't know you it'd be a bit odd for her to sneakily give you her number that way. I don't really see anything wrong here.
MrConcise 35
If you're enough of a creep, you can check with your service provider. Don't be enough of a creep, please.
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Comments (46)
k007dot 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Damn , sorry bro , better luck next time.
tranced_ 45
you too.
shutupshane12 12
There won't be a next time
k007dot 10
I don't even know what wrong I said here that got me so many negative votes.
capnbzarr 43
You sympathized with a creeper/stalker. Protip: Read the comments that have more thumbs up to catch the zeitgeist.
capnbzarr 43
Oh, and I'm guessing that most of us are sick of the whole "Bro" thing, too.
Nickb55 16
capnbzarr more like Capn' Party Pooper
WoldowJR 25
59: no, he's not a creep *yet* He has serious potential to become one, though.
capnbzarr 43
@67, splitting hairs now, aren't we? And @66, if your idea of a party is bro-ing out over sending unwanted texts/phone calls, then yeah, I poop all over you.
Wolfparable 22
To be honest I think that was a bit more polite of her and as they didn't know you it'd be a bit odd for her to sneakily give you her number that way. I don't really see anything wrong here.
IAmzephyr 22
I agree, seems to me like a simple, reasonable action. its not like you guys chatted for a while or anything.
HighasaCloud 46
Well since they didn't know OP, why would they ask him/her to take a photo of them using his/her cell phone?
IAmzephyr 22
happens all the time, ive been asked by complete strangers to take their picture.
Algorithm 24
Ask her out if you see her again! I can see why she might not want to leave pictures of herself in the phones of random people, but that doesn't mean it's 100% certain she wouldn't be open to a legitimate date.
vreid 20
Poor guy :(
shutupshane12 12
Smart girl
tykatdesigns 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Check your phone log and spam the **** out of the bitch
I_Am_Melanie 15
Or how about OP just leaves the girl alone. She obviously didn't want him to have her number.
tdawg91 17
People like you are the exact reason she didn't want her phone number and picture on the phone of a stranger
saphy222 17
How about asking her out instead of secretly trying to get her number? If I got a text after something like that I would block the number
MrConcise 35
If you're enough of a creep, you can check with your service provider. Don't be enough of a creep, please.
Leg_A_Sea 4
Best laugh of today.
shabadabba 14
I like that you gave him the option to
catmint 13
lol you're not entitled to her phone number if she doesn't want you to have it. Ask straight out next time instead of trying to be sneaky.
lyricalservant 21
Grow a pair man. Ask for her number like a real man would. You getting sneaky as shit
Wolfparable 22
I do hate comments like this "be a man" "grow a pair" as if there is a specific way for genders to behave. Why not just say be an adult?
ohSNAPyall 27
"Grow up"
lyricalservant 21
I don't give a damn what you hate. I couldn't even give a shit about you.
Wolfparable 22
You seem like a nice guy who keeps a lot of friends carry on sir clearly I was mistaken and misjudged your character :)
1dvos_grl3 21
oh look, a kitty cat and a doggy fighting (:
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
It was destiny for them to fight.
Wolfparable 22
I do feel some of the irony. Apologies for any offense I caused other cats :)
UnidentifiedFun 37
I saw a hamster somewhere in there too
justinccp 8
Haha smart girl :) But you need to jump on that right away, maybe she was just cautious or like has been said - polite.