Today, I had to explain to my sister why it's unhygienic, socially unacceptable and downright inappropriate to apply Thrush ointment in the lounge room. I realised I wasn't getting through to her when she called me ''Uptight,'' ''Victorian" and ''Prudish'' to name a few. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML
Today, my sister was quite obviously looking down on me for not knowing the trendy sustainable hair soap in little net baggies that “everyone” uses now. Years ago, when I was already using regular hair soap instead of shampoo, she looked down on me for being a "greenie." FML
Today, I found out that the reason I gave a girl "the ick" was something she saw in my bathroom. Was it a filthy sink, a massive skid mark, or some kind of bizarre sex toy? No, I use those blue toilet cleaner tablets and apparently that means I'm a "prissy princess". FML
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML
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tereshay 0
uhmm wats Thrush ointment?
amymarie13 0
it's inappropriate to " have your boob out " in public or around family members. it's disgusting
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tomisbetterthanu 0
:)
whatchutalkinbou 0
16th!
cocopuff96 0
this soooo is not an fml.
Resquall 0
Darn. my iPod flipped out and the comment page I was on was page 2/1
sublimaze 6
if she needs ointment for her mouth, she proly needs it for other places too. she could have given you a real show
mitch707 0
ughhhhhhh gross....
Tripout 0
@ 35. mine did too.
Cupcaken 0
35 and 65 my iPhone did the same thing.
iCam808 0
ahh dayum, tell ur sister to call me up when her thrush is gone<3
baby_val 0
idk even kno wht tht stuff is uu put it on ur mouth wht?!
Monikabug 9
What next, shaving her legs and clipping her toenails in the kitchen? That is disgusting. All these posts about people and their bad hygiene is really making me go crazy. I need a bottle of Germ-X.
lizh_fml 9
she would not be complaining if she was applying it to the mouth you silly silly people. That's disgusting and fyl!
ReyEr9412 0
85 needs to get back to preschool.
LiviLoox22 0
I agree with 96.
MetroidSlayer01 8
35, 65,
MetroidSlayer01 8
WTF happened to my beautiful comment???
ReyEr9412 0
you used and ampersand.
vollyball921 0
lol same
bluesclues72 0
what is thrush ointment?
bobby3130 0
seriously WTF is thrush ointment and 123 wuts with the sims pic
CharliePoops 0
91, it's all about purell babe
johobus28 26
This whole freaking chain is a train wreck
cookie_monster2 0
maybe you are that. no really an FML
sykes831 0
oh lovely.
tereshay 0
uhmm wats Thrush ointment?
comecat123 4
To cure yeast..
connormce10 12
Ever heard of yeast infection?
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
is ur sister a frigging hillbilly?!
Monikabug 9
^ this is what I was thinking. Take it to the bathroom. ._.
connormce10 12
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.
rinzlerkitty94 31
Gross.
okieraider71 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Thrush ointment is used to treat oral STD's.
texasjalapeno_fml 0
thx idk either
blueeyes24 0
No thrush is yeast... not an STD
morgan020 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
it's a bacterial infection. I had thrush when I breastfed my son. he had to take an oral anti biotic and had a cream for his bottom and I had to put a cream on my breast to keep from spreading it back and forth to each other. it's not that big of deal. op if she has thrush from breastfeeding your sister is right. your overreacting and a prude. so she may have had her boob out and was putting ointment on it.
FtheFirst 0
Thrush is like a yeast infection of the mouth. Treated with antifungals, not antibiotics.
selan_fml 0
nasty
amymarie13 0
it's inappropriate to " have your boob out " in public or around family members. it's disgusting
pinkmd 0
agreed.
amiemariej 0
you'll disagree when you grow up and have kids, don't talk about things you know nothing about
amiemariej 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
and I'm ashamed to have the same name as you in any form
Freeze_fml 17
Sounds inappropriate to me. Unless you're into incest.
danii_s2 0
thrush is a yeast infection. it can b in the mouth, but is more common in a womans privates, especially when you're on antibiotics. the antibiotics will kill the normal bacteria in the ******, therefore leaving it susceptible to a fungal infection. op wouldn't be complaining about it if it were in her sisters mouth (or boob)... so I'm sure op's sister was sitting there, legs open, applying the treatment to her vag. yes op's life sucks if she has to live with that.
amiemariej 0
but again no one knows and maybe OP IS Victorian and prude because it in fact is only her mouth that is infected, you can't judge without the facts
asteroth 8
If she's doing it to feed her kid then I don't think it's bad at all. breast feeding in public though is still out there in terms of decency. it's a natural part if human life and it shouldn't be stigmatized.
skarlly 10
agreed, some things should just be done in private
tors 9
thrush isn't an STD! twat! you can et it from sex but it's an over production of yeast-natural. deary me. stress can bring it out!
matt1337c 0
Not fml. You got called names (even good ones), so what?
karina_said 0
agreed. f her like for having thrush. i think op just wanted to brag that she's anal or whatever
SarahhBabi 0
97 you are cute :)
SwampNut 8
She's right, you are.
paperisuseful 0
10th!!
cozcat 0
Ooooh, yuk.