Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Epic prank bro
Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Wealth
Today, after about 8 hours of working and making huge orders, I received my share of tips. It was only a quarter. One single quarter. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Sounds illegal
Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML
Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
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manb91gb 15
Don't worry! Keep it safe and one day you might be able to afford a hotel
EmDizzle2007 28
that name.
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manb91gb 15
Don't worry! Keep it safe and one day you might be able to afford a hotel
EmDizzle2007 28
that name.
MidnaLink 35
Right!
JasonThorn 23
"...Is this a GAME to you??"
BurnInDemonFire 39
I was going to make a joke about Canadian money, but then I saw you're from the Netherlands, which means you were tipped in Euros. I'm sorry that customer didn't take you seriously.
sohigh10 34
Tipping isn't customary in the Netherlands, despite what you Amsterdammers might think. Just because you get lucky from some tourists not knowing the custom doesn't mean you're suddenly entitled to tips.
riley873 21
...did you hear that? it was the sound of the point flying over your head smdh