Today, I'm the only one in my family who doesn't need glasses and who isn't lactose intolerant. However, I'm the only one in my family rapidly balding at the age of 25. Even my grandparents on both sides have full heads of hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, despite being the fittest member of my family, with a good exercise routine and a decent diet, I'm the only one who was just diagnosed with diabetes. Meanwhile, the rest of my family are fat, lazy slobs who eat like shit, but are otherwise healthy as horses. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
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Top comments
bigredmonkeybutt 30
At least you can eat cheese.
wrecklesswfire 3
maybe you should take a dna test
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Comments (5)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
At least you can eat cheese.
Yudith 28
And buy wigs. And you don't need to clean your glasses every half-hour. And you can actually bike in the rain. And you can drink a nice milkshake.
wrecklesswfire 3
maybe you should take a dna test
Chazzster 32
First thing I thought of, but couldn’t think of a polite way to word it…
BOTbunny 4
lol
babymookie 20
it might be worth seeing if you have some other underlying health condition that’s causing that
Perry Winkle 6
Are you adopted? Are you sure?