Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML
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spamky 7
Did you kick his ass?
nitro27x 2
whoa! creepy! ...at least you didn't catch him trying them on
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Comments (96)
spamky 7
Did you kick his ass?
Failzoid 0
I think that might have just turned him on more.
HahaYDI 0
Umm....wow, I am pretty speechless...please at least tell me he is adopted, because then it would be a little less creepy
Illumi113 0
Only a little. That is REALLY creepy. Tell your parents or something. That's kinda scary.
psych21 0
Maybe he didn't want you wearing them...
emo_Onsterr 0
kinky
nitro27x 2
whoa! creepy! ...at least you didn't catch him trying them on
fuzzybrownbear 0
The OP's brother was probably showing them to his friends, he probably wasn't telling them they were her's but other lovely ladies that he says he has had sex with. He was using the thongs as proof of his sexual excapades.
lo1337a 1
Fuzzybrownbear, I like your styles.
thyaftermath 0
Well , Atleast now you have better ideas for what to get him on his birthday. No but seriously, If hes adopted thats way okie. But if hes not then the right thing to do, would be to have sex with him
taoxyeuxmay 4
#89, that's exactly what I was thinking too. If that's not it, gross.
popoman 0
I agree with you wholeheartedly "thyaftermath" (#97).
pifpafpoef 1
were they clean ?
FPsLife 5
This is very important.
kissa148 3
that is a very important thing to know
wbrycem 0
A girl left shit-stained underwear at my place once, and it was disgusting, please god let those thongs be clean
The_Chuck_Norris 0
Dirty Boy = Dirty....well you know
lizarr 8
cochino boy!
DameGreyWulf 1
If they were clean... maybe he was trying them on? Nah... he'd just get new ones... Boy's a scary one.
Kyran17 0
oh damn it they better be clean if not thats pretty disgusting
ma447 0
Creepy
agsilver 14
I have one one thing to say, 0_o
zabeth_fml 0
Eeeew, that's ... awkward. Haha. FYL.
cataelophobia 1
agreed. the other day i found a picture of me in a bikini in my little brothers room. ehh..
suckmysarcasm 10
wow. what did u do did u approach him about it?
rainbow_laces 0
Ouch.
plexico 4
How did you not notice they were missing? Are you leaving them at dudes' apartments all over town?
giganticbrain 0
WHAT!!! A COMMENT BY PLEXICO WAS MODERATED?! WHAT BULL SHIT IS THIS!?
plexico 4
You're telling me? It wasn't even dirty or hateful or racist! What I said was (approximately): How did you not notice all those thongs missing? Maybe you've been losing them in dudes' apartments all over town.
athiest_pope 0
yuck
murderofcrows 0
florida? do you live in the swamps? and I hope you put him on the spot, I mean thats freaking disgusting
Zigorathane 0
How can you not realize so many pairs are just disappearing? I'm sure if you were helping him he wouldn't just leave them in the open for you to find. I think it's fake. :l
littlexlion 4
It's possible to not realize some panties are missing. I have a ton of panties and they got lost in laundry and I won't find a pair until a couple of months later. Sometimes you just lose track of them.
Mirequetz 6
Yea, I have over 100 pairs of underwear (no, I'm not kidding, it's a fetish) and wouldn't notice losing a few.
xianwei 0
a 100 pairs?!? why would u need more than 1 for every day of the week?
Vaetrus 0
So you only have about 7 pieces of under garments? Really? What happens when something spills on you? Or it wears out/tears, or you lose one? Or theft or iunno, you miss a laundry day? I think it's normal to have more than just 7 pairs. Maybe not 100... but a dozen or two would probably fit a box.