embaressed
Canada
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Pontiacman92
Pueblo, United States
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Not a swiftie
Sydney, Australia
Tay-Tay rules
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Anonymous
This is our song
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
seriouslybored
United States
Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML
fuckingbeliebers
Gorham, United States
Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
DDubs
United Kingdom
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Anonymous
Mineral, United States
Ah, teenage love…
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
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tweedledee_fml 0
today i realized half of you can't spell for shit
adamo_erebus 26
You can't misspell a name.
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Comments (90)
rocker8877 0
She isn't that bad anymore...
Shyman4ever 0
Is it Brittany or britney?
SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0
you shouldnt listen to that skanky hoe you should be listening to SlipKnoT
vixnbrianaf 2
How is that bad? You should have posted that at MylifeisG.com!!! Britney is awesome!!!!!
Leopard68231 0
BRITNEY SPEARS IS AWESOME AND THE SECOND BEST ARTIST EVER!!!!!!!! YDI FOR NOT REALISING EARLIER!!!
Besker 0
ok, caps lock is not your friend, it is a horrible creature that gutted your father from stomach to sternum, raped your mother with your dog and then came on your face with hydrocloric acid. In short, leave caps lock off please and thank you
WTF_its_emmy 0
this is ******* dum ; britney is not bad -_-.
jigz_fml 0
admitting it is the first step to getting over it. it's like alcoholism. only worse,
jbt420 0
who the **** cares ? and ydi
samusaran 0
Fail.
tatertott5 0
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!