Anonymous
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Kenner, United States
Loyalty
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
um...no? i don't think so anyway
Warren, United States
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Not Gay
Williamston, United States
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
VacationTSA
United States
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
goodbye
Canada
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
straightasaneedle
Germany
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
BlakeVB
Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Anonymous
The age-old story
Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.
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AShrikeStrikes 11
Either she's not attracted to you and is using it to reject you gently or she's genuinely not interested in men, regardless of the reason you should respect the fact she's not interested in you regardless of how disappointing that may be.
tibtak01 8
Great! You already discovered a shared passion!
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sunshine1421 14
well at least you got that out there up front no questions later... that sucks op but everyone gets nervous in front of a crush... good luck
AShrikeStrikes 11
Either she's not attracted to you and is using it to reject you gently or she's genuinely not interested in men, regardless of the reason you should respect the fact she's not interested in you regardless of how disappointing that may be.
tibtak01 8
Great! You already discovered a shared passion!
Colon_Man 17
What's not to like? As the wise man, Homer Simpson, once mused; "Women are a lot like a beer. They look good. They smell good. And you'd step over your own mother to get one."
RichardPencil 32
Tell her you're trans and identify as a girl
thedoottree 6
Today, I met a lesbian. A woman who doesn't like men! A woman who otherwise would have surely been all over me! Clearly she and every other lesbian exist solely to inconvenience me, the best and most dateworthy man in the world. What's the point of a woman existing if she doesn't want to **** me? Fml!!!
Lemou_fml 25
Oh, someone was a head. I hate these posts. I'm horrified by the amount of americans with crushes, they don't know anything about Why do they assume a person would be interested in them if they were in an another situation?
AbagaelMurray 20
In my opinion, I know I might get downvoted, but the the girl was actually kind of rude. All he did was go up to talk to her, and, from what I can understand, he didn't even get to say hi before she immediately assumed and blurted out she was a lesbian. As a girl who's into girls myself, that's never the first thing I tell a guy when he walks up to me, purely on the chance that he just might want a conversation and to get to know me. It's kind of rude. Kinda like how we see memes of the guy saying hi and the woman immediately saying she has a boyfriend. Everybody thinks the woman is rude then, why not now?
Suaria 38
Based on the context, I'm guessing the OP and the girl have talked before. She probably got the hint that he is interested. She may either not be interested and needed something so he would back off or she is lesbian and decided not to lead him on.
Rainbow_Rhinos 23
Unless they were somewhere specific doing a hobby, it's very unlikely for a guy just wanting to talk. Why would you randomly strike up a convo with a stranger? It's pretty obvious what his intentions were lol.
CountZiggenpuss 7
It happens, although it seems she WAS a bit abrupt. About 15 years ago, I asked out a waitress at a place I frequented. She said, "Remember when I mentioned my girlfriend? It's that kind of girlfriend". I apologized, and she said, "It's all good with me if it's all good with you." And there was much rejoicing...
RinoaHeartilly 36
While she might have been pretty tactless and insensitive, if you get this kind of response do you ever wonder if it's because you're coming on too strong before this encounter?
Talented73 54
You said "hard on".... huh-huh-huh....