Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Tay-Tay rules
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
This is our song
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML
Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Ah, teenage love…
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
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tweedledee_fml 0
today i realized half of you can't spell for shit
adamo_erebus 26
You can't misspell a name.
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showrunner 0
hey man this is a legit FML but on a happier note go canada
jonnyplayzaguita 0
love that city used to live there
rwac07 0
I'd still screw her
Ashiana 0
DONT WORRY! WE WILL GET YOU HELP
frosting1012 0
I'm not that bad…
darkangel47 0
bites
birdfreak 24
are you a guy?
EmilyKitten9 0
If you "like" her so much, why are you saying **** your life if you like her, unless it's merely attraction, which I get how you could get the two confused if you spell realized like 'realised'. SRSLY?!
G_thelegend 0
wow FYL
adnamao 0
Tarrah!?