Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Intentional hearing damage is not sexy.
SophieMay 12
As a person with tinnitus, let me tell you that it really, really isn't worth damaging your hearing to possibly get a girls attention.
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Comments (7)
xaddrus 17
go with heathers or wicked next time
RichardPencil 32
Intentional hearing damage is not sexy.
Anderling 33
People who really like musicals don’t actually like this particular musical. You unintentionally picked literally the worst possible musical to blast at her.
SophieMay 12
As a person with tinnitus, let me tell you that it really, really isn't worth damaging your hearing to possibly get a girls attention.
ejfs 8
There's music and then there's whatever tinny mess that comes out of phone speakers or escaping out of headphones/earbuds. Those sounds can trigger misophonia, so she may have moved because of that. Or because she was talking to someone else about how she liked musicals and then some random person behind her started playing musical tracks. You weren't invited to the conversation so you don't get to behave as if you were.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
No girl is worth going deaf for.
Rake 18
Ehh... Maybe she was just trying to listen in class and your music was disturbing?