Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Tay-Tay rules
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
This is our song
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML
Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Ah, teenage love…
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
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tweedledee_fml 0
today i realized half of you can't spell for shit
adamo_erebus 26
You can't misspell a name.
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Comments (90)
MissFortune_fml 0
My sympathies. :[ If it makes you feel any better, I realised I have one of her songs in my playlist. Fml.
Fmetwice 0
instead of that you should've realiZed you can't spell "realized"
Endless 0
shut up grammer nazis. you guys suck
Hummbinger 5
Only Americans spell realised with a 'z'.
jakel121 0
Heil Grammar Hitler!
Yumiko_fml 0
at # 16: lol. That just proved my theory that America is weird. Thanks XD. And, I will never forget the proper spelling of Realise now. Thank you. And at the actual FML I feel your pain. Today I just realized that Panic! At the disco is my guilty pleasure >
jakel121 0
I absolutely adore Panic! At The Disco!
Meraklez1013 9
I chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the God Da** door no it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poison rationality! :D
XxJokerxX 0
OMG! ARE YOU SEROUS? SHIT YOUR LIFE SUCKS! D: Lol
missedwardcullen 0
that's not a bad thing at all ?
TheUnnamedOne 0
LOL!!!!!!!!!
Not_steve 0
Oh god, seek help a.s.a.p
Rawrrr14 0
A lot of people do. FYL?????
timeatrice 0
wow shortest one EVER! XD
pinkpumpkinetr 0
personally i don't like brittany spears but YDI for being embarassed about it. who cares?