Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

Tay-Tay rules

Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML

Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

This is our song

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

Ah, teenage love…

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML