Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
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plethora 3
If you're so into her, and she's so amazing, you should be able to have a mature conversation about it without insulting her.
jair_lhao 0
eww, give her a "friendly basket" fill with deo soap perfume and everything that smells nice she will be greatfull an might use it so she won't hurt your feelings lol if she dosent use it then ask her about it. if not then stick a car deo on her back when she's not looking lol
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Kajay1978 0
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jerk
hellokimmiee 5
i second this
DillyLyn 0
I third this BEOTCH
fmlfmlfml15 0
I "fourth" this I dont see how the Op's life is ******. The girl is in love with has the body odor not him. And the fact that she doesn't know but everyone else including him does, makes it even worse for her. If he loves her, then he should tell her.
Calicobeard 0
fifth'd
In_your_face 0
every rose has its thorns! =D
rwac07 0
major turnoff
chelzy 0
sixthed!!! just get a friend to talk to her about it douche!!! stupid anti flood!!! I hate waiting to post on different fmls.
WTFjizzinmypantz 0
im just replying to this to be near the top hahaha
torontobuds 0
137 your my hero
terranada 3
subtly suggest taking a shower together or something
sophie2212_fml 0
omg.. get over it... if she's that gorgeous physically and as a person you don't even slightly deserve her
chellabella856 0
eww get over her
falconjade 19
It's an FML because she's perfect except for that and his options are either live with the bad scent or try to politely tell her. He's not a jerk. He just appreciates basic hygiene
jair_lhao 0
eww, give her a "friendly basket" fill with deo soap perfume and everything that smells nice she will be greatfull an might use it so she won't hurt your feelings lol if she dosent use it then ask her about it. if not then stick a car deo on her back when she's not looking lol
postaltubealex 0
man, you are the funniest person.
jackeyy 0
or just invite her to take a shower with you ;) win/win
Justice264 0
That could deffinitly work
BeautifulChaos27 37
"deo"? because it's just that hard to say deodorant...
martini164706 0
let her know
xxxsportygurlxxx 0
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get over her. get another girl. duh
plethora 3
If you're so into her, and she's so amazing, you should be able to have a mature conversation about it without insulting her.
judgeymcjudge 0
Bingo.
ultravioletfoil 0
Ditto. Funny post though.
lil_miss_shorty 2
Yea she's a woman, she's not gonna be able to have a mature conversation about her flaws. She's gonna dump this guy if he brings it up.
JS000 0
Because men can have such conversations much better? You're an idiot, and apparently all of the people you know are idiots.
lil_miss_shorty 2
I never said men were any better it, I just call it as I see it.
stereofidelica 0
I wouldn't dump a guy if he told me I had a BO problem - I'd be thankful he told me. The OP just needs to make sure he tells her respectfully, not in front of friends or anything, and that he doesn't tell anyone he's going to talk to her about it, because that way it'll look like he was talking behind her back. OP, the best way to confront this would be to just talk to her when you two are alone. Drop a lot of compliments in there, and just be honest, but don't do more than say it. Simply state that you (Don't mention anyone else talking about her BO or she'll be embarrassed) have noticed that sometimes she smells a little sweaty and that you just thought you should tell her.
wazdog 4
You can surgically remove your sense of smell, fall out of love or just tell her.
arielhoee 9
Seriously? You're going to bitch about that? Hah. Just let her know. Get over yourself dudeee.
buddddy 5
where u from
jakwob69 11
Really? have you ever told somebody they have a body odor problem, especially when you're romantically interested in that person? It doesn't really seem like the start of happily ever after
amberbby69 6
Ew, that's just gross. What is it with girls not putting on deodorant and smelling bad?! It's not that hard to shower and get some deodorant and perfume. And if it's a medical condition, get help ASAP. No one needs to be smelling your BO.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Perfume? Are you serious? Deodorant and soap work. I've never met a perfume/body spray I liked. --Female
alimayBVB182 0
Doesn't mean that other females don't like perfume either. Infact most do.
lovelybells 0
lol funnnnnnny! Just buy her deoradaant and perfume or something lol!
QTp13 10
I agree with #2
BigMacBoi 3
I really hope the makeup in your Dp is a joke because that just looks terrible ...