dannij08
United States
Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
life_suxxx
United States
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
stupid
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML
Elizabeth Ann
Technically, that's stealing
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
ShortTermMemoryFailure
Halifax, Canada
Today, I discovered that I once again forgot my credit card in the vending machine at work. This is the second time in a week that this happened, and now 6 coworkers have bought drinks with my card since I lost it. I have no way of making it back to work for a week. FML
uncbballwins
Get back
Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Brain freeze
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Phill
United States
Losing my mind
Today, I spent an hour looking for my wallet before leaving for work. I checked my jacket, bag, kitchen counter, and even the fridge for some reason. I finally gave up and took my spare card. At lunchtime, I reached into my coat pocket and found the wallet. I'd been wearing the coat the entire morning. FML
Busted
Mexico
Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML
fml_seriouslyfml
United States
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
fmfl
United States
Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML
Top comments
muchlovezoe 0
isn't that the point?
Hich17 0
Today I ate a tub of lard to help me gain weight. Now I'm fat. FML. You're an idiot, dude.
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muchlovezoe 0
isn't that the point?
SarahPicc 3
I was just thinking that.
chickenflem 8
Mission accomplished ! (;
Kyoakuhan 22
Yeah, i thought that was the idea.
rachelforgot2 0
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haha ya man i do that with all my cards but i have a certain spot for it so i guess its not hidding it but i dont loose them like an idiot hahahahaha
daveykudla88 0
haha i think u achieved ur goal there :P
Durf 0
which is exactly why you hid it, way to go :)
christoefur 0
My friend cut his credit card so he wouldnt use it. Then when he was returning a watch they wouldnt let him, because he didnt have his credit card :)
crashdevil666 0
LMAO OWNED
Omgwtfnoway 0
How the hell do you hide something from yourself? Get completely wasted?
luvtigers22 2
How the hell can you hide something from yourself? wont you know where it is?
slightly_st00pid 0
aha, cancel it then get a new one...give it to a relative to hold onto for you next time.
24788 7
Cancel it and get a new one. I've done this one before also. Found it a few months later.