embaressed
Canada
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Pontiacman92
Pueblo, United States
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Not a swiftie
Sydney, Australia
Tay-Tay rules
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Anonymous
This is our song
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
seriouslybored
United States
Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML
fuckingbeliebers
Gorham, United States
Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
DDubs
United Kingdom
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Anonymous
Mineral, United States
Ah, teenage love…
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
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tweedledee_fml 0
today i realized half of you can't spell for shit
adamo_erebus 26
You can't misspell a name.
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Comments (90)
scarlettblondii 7
I like britney spears too...whats so bad about her? This really isnt an FML. YDI for being stupid.
butterytoast420 0
I hate this fml and the OP. and grammar nazis. its The internet nigga who gives a ****?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That's better than Miley Cyrus or Justin Beiber. *shudders* At least Britney was liked at one point; those two haven't been liked since day 1.
lexingtontan 3
Britney Spears is a goddess, you prick.
shinshoku13 19
I resent this fml
RainaMadeilline 0
Then I guess I am grammer nazi because I,like to understand what I am reading
cemple 7
Grammar* and I'm a spelling nazi.
43trauts 14
How is that a bad thing? Britney Spears is awesome!
Balloonpopper101 6
its not a bad thing to like famous people I hate people who.think just cuz people make mistakes doesn't mean u shouldn't like them or its a bad thing to like them.
SkoomaKi 28
#68 - The "English" created the ENGLISH language, Americans took it, twisted and killed it :)
ambear26 14
I read this FML and actually said so what? .... I don't get it. She's alright.