Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML
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Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML
Today, I'm banned from the only working bathroom in my house because my mother is cleansing for an upcoming colonoscopy. My options are either a bucket in the basement, or wetting myself. FML
Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
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sorandomgirl 0
You could always just pee outside? Not in the damn sink! XP
Wederoney 16
Taking a deuce is gonna be fun!
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Comments (168)
sorandomgirl 0
You could always just pee outside? Not in the damn sink! XP
LordMaxington1 0
Peeing in the sink is fun. You stand on the bench and aim for the drain to avoid the deathly noise of urine splatter.
Jonkbaby 23
...where do you take a dump?
MineIsBigger 5
Thats when you say "either i piss in your toilet or you wash it off your bed"
ladyLALAA 29
Is it just me or are OP's parents really messed up? I wonder what they are hiding in this secret bathroom..
AFCA020 4
Wait... Do you share your kitchen with your parents? Cause if you do, i do not understand why they will not let you use their toilet... Hygiene and all..
RaggleFrock 13
Maybe it's not a toilet, it's a sex swing room.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Op, take a poo in their kitchen sink and leave it there for them. I think they will start letting you use their bathroom after that.
shanemaximo 7
Time to leave a swirly chocolate surprise on their pillow. Then they should roll out the red carpet to their bathroom.
Pixxio_O 11
Isn't that the same sink they drink from...
DrJesse 10
52- It's a meth lab.
csickcman 11
Why not just go in the shower?? That's what I do.
Mauskau 36
Because they cant use either bathroom which contains a shower or a toilet.
DESIREERULEZ 0
ikr
ibv123_fml 3
How can someone say they have peed in a sink before? That's gross. Who cares if its not the sink you drink from, that's just extremely gross. Shoulda peed out side. I have even heard of cups being peed in but not sinks
brosbeforehos85 3
Yea find a bush or anything besides ur sink. Thats ****** disgusting
Filthy_Animal 25
some infection you dont want your kids to get...
Wederoney 16
Taking a deuce is gonna be fun!
Boston_4_Life 3
OP is going to have to wipe with a sponge!
leprechaun23 15
That's why they invented the garbage disposal
lizard399 0
The thought of shit swirling around in a garbage disposal turns my stomach. Thank you..
Wederoney 16
You're welcome.
thatssomeBS 9
If my they didnt let me use their toilet, I would leave it in their kitchen sink. I would make sure to miss the drain too.
marti1497 10
haha ! thats really selfish of them... sorry OP!! :p
TourettesGuyFTW 26
it's possible OP's parents are fOCDed in the head
RedPillSucks 33
Then they'll love cleaning the sink.
DrJesse 10
Op should just piss in their morning coffee..or various drink of choice if they don't drink coffee.
freakinglaugher 10
CDO Alphabetical order. AS IT SHOULD BE.
angrymexican 8
Compulsion obsessive disorder?
angrymexican 8
Oh **** I somehow managed to put it the wrong way like a royal dumbass. Compulsion disorder obsessive
taran6 3
Well thats very unhelpful of them. Come on its just a toilet
risalucky13 6
What kind of parents do that
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Hitler parents.
MatheusRajuidas 5
Let's hope it's not because they're hiding toys lol.
poprocksss73 7
How gross peeing in the kitchen sink people washe dishes in there! Then eat of them! Ew!
badam_fml 6
I see no problem
Buttsexpirate 9
Whenever they leave you should lock their bathroom from the inside so they can't enter it for a while. That'll learn them!!
stoneywoney 3
Teach*?
olpally 33
Never correct buttsexpirate.. He'll do nasty things to your bum, argh! :D
pookberry 4
Stoneywoney............…........................................really?............
fmessiah 19
You should've headed outside. If you're a girl I can't help but laugh at the image of perching over the sink. Harsh.
lizard399 0
*engages long stare at sink* so this is what it has come to.. I'll never look at you the same way again.. *squats*
DontForgetMe4 0
You better scrub that sink spotless afterwards ..
superBeannn 2
Urine is actually sterile, so "scrubbing the sink" spotless only helps with the psychological aspect.
THE_A_TEEN 28
No, urine is not sterile once it exits the bladder. What makes you think they call urine "WASTE"?
monnanon 14
Because it is WASTE water. It is sterile, not just when it is in the bladder but when it is outside it too. it is so sterile that you can drink it, just ask a certain survival genius.
zombicidal 11
R. Kelly?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Bear Grylls, the piss drinking expert. (I hope i got his name right)
desireev 18
Nothing is sterile once it leaves the body. The world is full of germs and contamination. Once again, NOTHING is sterile once it leaves the body. Just thought I'd throw that in there..
idoam 8
63 is right. You can drink urine. It is sterile enough. However, it is not advisable in a survival setting, as it will actually dehydrate you.
piccalo 4
Urine is certainly sterile until its inside. once it get outside it serves as a growth media for variety of microbes. its also a reason why UTIs are common if there is problem with letting out urine.
silentbutfunny 0
80 non of our food is sterile, its almost always exposed to air before in enters tye mouth
silentbutfunny 0
WHICH btw, your mouth is thee most unsanitary area on the human body. (cleanest is the asscheeks) True ******* story
chubby_choco 17
>:D Or make the parents do the dishes.
steviesnm 6
Piss right in front of your parent's door. That'll teach them.
nattynatters 14
Exactly what I was thinking. Pop a squat where they can see and they'll probably see that keeping the toilet to themselves is wrong.
abbybailey204 19
What did your parents say about that?