Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Tay-Tay rules
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
This is our song
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML
Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
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tweedledee_fml 0
today i realized half of you can't spell for shit
adamo_erebus 26
You can't misspell a name.
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weyer0117 0
HEY she WAS hot maybe not so much any more but she was at one point.
rikhi_chauhdry 1
i hate u
3milyzabc 0
i love brittany, how is this bad?
pandalovesreggae 0
All hail the queen. i love her<3
geez_fml 0
You shouldn't be ashamed to admit your liking for her, unless it's for her brains. Haha. She can't be too smart if her parents were stupid enough to misspell her name "Britney" instead of "Brittany". Lol.
brainiac94 0
I agree with 6. I must admit that when "3" came out, I was shocked to learn she could count that high.
adamo_erebus 26
You can't misspell a name.
thecrazyhotchick 0
There is more than one way to spell Brittany/Britney
bethy_lee 9
Yes thank you #73! My friends name is spelled Brittney there is no right way to spell it
Laid2Rest6661 0
Loser
ohjeez89 0
today i realised ur retarded cuz u think its bad to like britney spears....
jakel121 0
Today, I realized that alot of people can't use proper grammar.
tweedledee_fml 0
today i realized half of you can't spell for shit
alimayBVB182 0
Round of applause for this guy xD
Fnukk 0
#10, It took you that long? Seriously? Oh, and do remember capital letters at the beginning of sentences and a period at the end. To the actual FML, I think it's cool that you can admit such things.
IrisPheonix 0
I had a moment recently where I realised the same thing...except I also love NSYNC and Backstreet Boys...
RPGod 0
your life is ******. I think you should get an exorcism