Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML
Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML
Hi Zach!
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Rare insults corner
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
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Look-alikes
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
mmm sexy ;)
psaphier 9
so does that mean that in 60 years you'll be a singing sensation for 15 minutes?
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Comments (146)
mama2b3 20
mmm sexy ;)
rottentomatoes 7
not really though,
bobbitomedina 0
u sexy
pwincessa23 1
isn't there another susan Boyle???
madarchod 0
OP, u shud be proud if that #1 - u r sexy
cruxx 0
O_o
MarkSeattle 0
I guess that's the new way to say you're ugly and will never get laid...
ashboust 0
hahahha 51, that was good.
coolsteve 0
I'd hit susan Boyle... with a shovel
rawritscindy 0
Susan boyle is actually not ugly anymore
emmanizzer 6
yeah she got a total makeover and is actually pretty now. well at least much prettier than before
vballerlover07 0
"When I said 'I'd hit that...' I meant with my car."
sloppyflow 1
lol 51. that's a pretty good way to tell someone they r ugly
movie141 0
lol UGLY!!!!!!!!!!
kristianakills 0
aha, wow, that's not good (x
iMP0W3R 0
uhhh #1 isn't pretty.....she's super hawt.
KCTruth4 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mama2b3 20
mmm sexy ;)
skyeyez9 25
LOL
mshooter 0
It took ginormously large fingers 5 minutes until I finally was able to tap on this FML on my iPod touch. Oh and yeah I agree with you #2
mshooter 0
my* and *#3
thatguy888 0
that's the same for me
QwertyMcNugget 0
Bahahahaha! I have tiny fingers, but it took me a few tries to actually get into the FML. And then I favorited it! :D
psaphier 9
so does that mean that in 60 years you'll be a singing sensation for 15 minutes?
Dramori 29
15 mins? she sucks but got platinum and is now a multi-millionaire! and that's due to the US!
breenntt 0
"15 minutes" she's one of the most successful artists from the UK.
SeasonedLemur 5
One of the most successful UK artists!? **** off!! she's just like 90% of every Xfactor ‘sensation' - over hyped dog shit!
HamsteronA 0
True, 15 minutes is a bit short, but where is she now? In the highlands, masturbating and getting fat.
keepmeonthedl 7
Guys, "15 minutes of fame" is an expression
jordanbanana 0
it wasn't x factor.....
Pinkgal123 24
She does not suck.
jellybeans4833 7
HEYY CAN I HAVE UR AUTOGRAPH?
TimIsSoCoolLike 0
I'd tap dat
Sheepish 0
lol ^
suppressed08 2
Make sure to freeze her in ice first.
GoLincecum 3
if she doesn't eat you first.
Brittneyyyy 7
Maybe they think susan boyle is super pretty! Lol jk.
perdix 31
Plus, you are a guy.
katey280 0
hahahhaha :)
MAGNAVOX 0
Am I the only one who does not have a clue of who Susan Boyle is?
mattmalin11 0
I'm pretty clueless too.
scenekid1119 0
same
yomamasmama 0
lol
FFML_314 12
No, but I think Google can answer your burning question.
anythingidontnee 0
she's the fat lady that was on some talent show she is a really good singer thouhg
snowboarder25 0
hahaha
HamsteronA 0
Americans can be thick sometimes. She was one of your 'big' stars last year, she was on oprah and all that crap. She also had a few hit records over the pond aswell.
RebelHeart7 0
oh dear, if I was your girlfriend, I would never touch your chest again ever
sushisa 0
shes really ugly
finished 10
Susan Boyle is a singer from britain on the britain's got talent show last year i don't remember if she won though :/
Pinkgal123 24
She's a sensational singer, but "sorta" ugly. But come on, looks aren't every thing right?
heythereaustin 0
Hawt.