Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML
Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, a guy I’ve been dating for a while surprised me with tickets to see my favorite singer, Lady Gaga, for my birthday. I was about to tell him I can’t see him anymore because I fell for someone else at work, and it wouldn’t be fair to string him along. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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slooby_fml 25
So he can't still be good looking?
theifunnyguy 6
how can you not know?
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theifunnyguy 6
how can you not know?
Verst 16
I don't think he thought much of it, normally telling someones gender is a simple task.
Enslaved 38
I looked him up. He doesn't look girly at all and had a beard in 99% of his pictures.:P
cantfixme36 28
How do you even know who to look up?
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
I bet it was Black Veil Brides
Sansa_fml 38
#49, women can have beards too. And there probably is a man who likes that. But yeah, most of the time that is one of the things how you can see it's a man.
slooby_fml 25
So he can't still be good looking?
Redoxx_fml 22
Not if it's Marilyn Manson
jessBeAqueen 13
don't knock marilyn manson. have you seen the women he gets ? I find him to be sexy in a mysterious, creepy kinda way. aaahhhh hell I'd hit it!
Redoxx_fml 22
But not if you were a guy as op is
slooby_fml 25
What band is it?
LawyerInConverse 4
I bet it's Against me! The signer Tom Gable became Laura Jane Grace....
Redoxx_fml 22
Marilyn Manson
ThatPlankton 15
Taylor Hanson
Snowkeys 11
Well the singer from against me isn't exactly a beautiful woman now..
WellThatSucked89 13
Probably Tokio Hotel.
HortonThelephant 15
I looked up Tokio Hotel, and must admit they/he are a good contender. But he definitively has a masculine tone to his voice. So how much of a favorite band are they to OP that he deceived him with both looks and vocal tone...
Nekogami 14
Malice Mizer , Versailles. Etc. jrock bands are full of bishonen and femboys. I wholly appreciate it too from an artistic perspective.
brackaman 18
Sleeping with sirens?
Imhere4fml 24
Kellin Quinn does and looked like a girl when I heard them at first..
Mr_Mole 24
One Direction.
TheBrochure 22
*Lowers sunglasses*... The Barenaked Ladies.
epikname 6
Probably yohio!
Slawter16 24
It could be Sleeping With Sirens, or Pierce The Veil. The singers do look like girls and they have really high, screechy voices so..
teotsi 28
Alice Cooper?
Emmy2086 9
yeahh when I first read this the first thing that popped in my head was Kellin Quinn. whether he looks like a man or woman he is an angel
aforbiddendance 23
Could be against me!, saw them live and I really didn't know if it was a woman or dude..
hisfaceallred 19
**** you, man.
jonnied23 20
Are you sure it's not a pretty woman with manly features
KK3137 31
I'm pretty sure it's a "pretty" man with feminine features, hence the confusion..
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Better put away the lotion there, OP...
SolarFlare 20
How did you find out?
elly94 23
Im with #4 Is it a very popular band.. People need to know to look out for these minor details. I do wonder how you know these things.. Or are u just a very good groupie ??
StitchnLilo 24
I'd say its the dude from rise against. But he's not a very attractive "woman"
lachy15 15
How do you mistake Tim McIIrath for a woman at all?
elgordogrande1 11
22- Are you sure you don't mean Against Me?
gabbi630 16
Tokio hotel?
slooby_fml 25
I don't know about you, but I knew Bill was a boy right away
klorehore 24
the exact comment I was looking for, I can't think of any other bands with a girly guy lead singer. I remember tricking a couple homophobic friends of mine telling them about this "girl lead singer in a new band" they totally fell for it :)
XxXCrissyXxX 12
Or kaya. A lot of V kei bands have really beautiful guys, who dress like girls, as lead singers.
VeganVampyre 27
9, that was my first thought too. Bill does look very feminine.
CharresBarkrey 16
I don't even listen to this band, I've only seen them on TV, like award shows and stuff, but I definitely thought their singer was a girl.
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
When I first saw a Tokio Hotel videoclip, I thought the singer was an ugly girl (I didn't find "her" attractive). When they told me "she" was a guy named Bill, I was really surprised, and I laughed a lot about it.
cocainewhore 30
#58 I'm not sure the comment about attractiveness was necessary, but I agree the bill is very feminine looking.
CanadiAnM8 24
We all have had these situations where we can't tell if someone is a boy or girl. But we figure it out 2 mins later
LSS_fml 18
This reminds me of a friend who heard Michael Paynter singing one day, and said "she has the voice of an angel!" Needless to say, he was extremely disappointed to find out it was a dude.
owlishes 24
so??
NoMore_CoolNames 14
How do you not see the issue?
hessel 13
wow 11 thats just wow