Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
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Stuby14 19
This would be less creepy if it was anime instead of hentai.
Tripartita 45
I know it can be rough, OP, but with a few bits of advice you can minimize the similarities: 1. Eyes drawn in that style tend to be large and expressive, so keep yours squinted and dull. 2. Remain calm and unstressed to avoid getting any bulging forehead veins that resemble those hashtag-esque stress marks animators sometimes use. Avoid using hashtags altogether to be safe. 3. Finally, characters' mouths are either open or closed, so be sure to emphasize the changes in mouth shape as you talk. Point at your face if necessary.
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Comments (68)
biasedshooter 24
At least he thinks you're hot
Stuby14 19
This would be less creepy if it was anime instead of hentai.
IWeigh2Tons 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hentai is anime, though. Either way he's an idiot for dating someone who looks like their favorite cartoon character.
queen_jae614 10
IWeigh2tons it's anime ****
DoomedGemini 38
They relate the same way **** relates to movies. Typically people draw a big line between them.
truey14 5
Same thing, but you aren't going to get into it, are you, John?
karacakal2 30
Are you blonde have pony tails and blue eyes by any chance ?
Haremjutsu 15
Hopefully it's not Naruto. Ummm, "Other" version.
nitemastr15 17
#7, Naruto is just anime. not hentai
ChristinePi 36
But there is hentai of naruto in his "sexy jutsu."
Lalala579121 28
Why are we not ruling out that OP could look like Naruto in his normal form?
Lalala579121 28
Err I meant why are we not including that OP could look like normal Naruto.
TheShiphoo 14
Are you her Father or Stepdad aswell?
MREDC 15
I'm a bit disappointed in myself for understanding this reference and what hentai it's reffering to.
DerpTheDestroyer 4
Why the hell os everyone saying Naruto? He doesn't have "ponytails."
kfchicken 31
his sexy jutsu does
Tripartita 45
I know it can be rough, OP, but with a few bits of advice you can minimize the similarities: 1. Eyes drawn in that style tend to be large and expressive, so keep yours squinted and dull. 2. Remain calm and unstressed to avoid getting any bulging forehead veins that resemble those hashtag-esque stress marks animators sometimes use. Avoid using hashtags altogether to be safe. 3. Finally, characters' mouths are either open or closed, so be sure to emphasize the changes in mouth shape as you talk. Point at your face if necessary.
sonasonic 34
And whatever you do NEVER get nose reduction surgery.
vikky538 29
You have too much hentai don't you?
writerchic85 26
Wasn't there another Fml where the girl looked like his favorite **** star?
yerawizardlizzy 27
Yeah, not that long ago either.
bradleybaldwin 9
What a weirdo
aesthetic umbrella 18
I wonder if he's into lolicons.
SecundusSecunda 27
I would hope not lol
aesthetic umbrella 18
XD
player20270 32
There was a very similar FML published in 2010. If I were you, OP, I'd be flattered.
TheCrazier 3
thats specific
player20270 32
Sarch for favorite character, duh.
laden_swallow09 35
Just don't call hem "senpai". We won't be able to operate.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I guess that eliminates going to the octopus exhibit if you two ever go to an aquarium.