Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was at my sister's concert. Some girls sitting behind me were cheering for someone and being annoying. Halfway through I yelled my sister's name, only to get called out, pointed at, and yelled at for being disrespectful. The other girls didn't get yelled at when they were being more disruptive than me. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
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jennaleighhh 0
Thats the problem with concerts. Yes, I know how much you love the person you're seeing. But for the sake of everyone else, don't sing. We came to see britney, not you. Let it be enjoyable for others as well.
shree 0
Had she heard Britney live before? You were probably better.
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jennaleighhh 0
Thats the problem with concerts. Yes, I know how much you love the person you're seeing. But for the sake of everyone else, don't sing. We came to see britney, not you. Let it be enjoyable for others as well.
skullbashd 3
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actually you came fr live entartainment of the band not just music so if you want to here just the music get your ipod
KrazyKatz3 26
That's not the point of a concert. There are CDs. You go to a concert for the atmosphere including singing with people....
ima_krackerr 0
Ouch, I'm sorry that sucks :(... but really, everyone sings along at concerts and you can never tell how loud you're singing because everything else is really loud.. so that lady was just being a bitchfaceee
chelzy 0
that's bullshit. if you sing along at any metal or rock concert, u will get pinballed.
carnage1106 0
to the op it's favor and that lady was just being a jerk
fooch 0
yea gotta agree with this
krazygirl100 9
you dont need to sing thats why u go to concerts idiots
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
I hate ppl like who overpowers the voice of the freaking SINGER with their horrible voice that sounds like a pole getting shoved up a cows behind. Yeah, I hate inconsiderate ppl like you, OP.
daytonatrbo 1
You really shouldn't be correcting spelling if you are unaware that words are spelled differently in other countries.
SpunkT 0
You deserve it for going to a Britney Spears concert. Haha.
brenkite 5
Or any pop concert for that matter
wowfmlife 0
i guess britney combined with you must have been an awful noise that no one should ever have to hear so i dont blame her, except for actually paying to go see that
gorgeousnightmar 0
random but I love your Bo burnham picture :)
shree 0
Had she heard Britney live before? You were probably better.
medfly 2
no matter how good your singing is, they've come to hear another singer.
manoverboard 0
;o Pwned at a Britney Spears concert.
wowfmlife 0
britney is horrible enough so, combined with you, the lady's ears were probably bleeding
monzie94 0
Aww don't take it that bad she probably just wanted to hear Britney sing. Just start singing louder, I'm sure she'd like that :)
Callyn 47
You should have a guess of how good of a singer you are, but that was still rude of her.