Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Tay-Tay rules
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
This is our song
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML
Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Ah, teenage love…
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
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tweedledee_fml 0
today i realized half of you can't spell for shit
adamo_erebus 26
You can't misspell a name.
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Comments (90)
glenzhao2 16
wow, Kyle, that's good to know O.o are you, like, Korean or something?
Kbeight 0
Gay
guywithhead 5
Better than liking Justin Bieber!
Ketchup_Castle 30
For sure!
iwenttherebuddy 0
Totally dude !!!!!
jakel121 0
It is because Briteny is a transparent donkey who feeds on the souls of children. It got passed the moderators because this is a true fml. I feel sorry for anyone who has ever liked her. You should be ashamed if yourself for even questioning the validity of the reasons why his/her life is ******.
skullman870 1
two things, one so what everyone has their own opinions and two CANADIANS OWN!!
zendaddy0 0
GET ON THE HORN LIGHT THE BEACON ALEART THE MEDIA
whattheduckmom 0
Britney spears is awesome, I don't know what you're talking about
mootoo31 6
American English is real English too.
Tamarahh 4
Well, Britney is f*cked up today, but her music used to be famous and liked around the world.
crazychild96 5
Canadiens think the weirdest things are FMLs