Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
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robc32ca 4
you sick moron.
Senseless_487 29
Way to take responsibility for your actions. YDI!
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Comments (310)
YouSuckAtLove 0
ydi for being a unresponsible jerk. f your neighbors life.
greatnt249 0
And...who's the one that let their cat out so it could dart into the road?
Moonstarmist 0
You do know cats can sneak out, right? That could have very well happened with this one.
greatnt249 0
If you know that your pet is prone to sneaking out, then it's up to you to a) either keep them from doing so, or b) accept that a terrible outcome may happen to your pet. I'm not at all condoning the follow-up actions of the OP, but people need to realize that not everyone is going to imperil their own safety to save Fluffy when he darts out into the road. If you care enough about your pets, you keep tabs on them and eliminate the potential for something like this to happen; it isn't always the driver's fault that your pet got hit.
Monjara 4
Don't blame the owners or the pets. Op should have driven carefully to evade this in the first place. There are tons of outdoor cats around.
vatermelonpower 0
karma charger is coming (l4d2 joke)
greatnt249 0
Not a joke if you have to explain the reference.
HouseHunter 2
We know
greatnt249 0
Obviously not, or it would have stood fine on its own without the added "(l4d2 reference)."
gotham25 0
hahahahahahaha that is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
ChicaTongana 0
ahahahaha I agree:) though FYNeighborsL.
hawtstuff92 0
karmaaa. ydi, asshole. I hope someone runs over you and shoves you under your moms car.
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
WOW. So harsh. Is a cats life really comparable to a persons life? I understand it was a horrible thing to do, but it was an accident. The only thing he did wrong was not own up to what he did
FireBug24_7 0
Hey, I'm sure his mom doesn't deserve that! Instead someone should run him over and frame him for being so stupid.
onelove222 0
lmao , human or cat ? mmm what do cats do productive in socity again ?
123jeff456 0
if you think boobs are really that hot then you should be proud of them and show us a little more of them!
S3xualyAttractiv 0
hmm...interesting "about me"
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
I'm kind of confused on your comment.
ThePwnapple 0
Cats are ******* stupid anyway. YDI for the cat.
LeeRunninRebel 2
You sure don't look like you're 18...
hcovballer247 0
YDI, that's so messed up. You should just admit to what you did and your neighbors probably wouldn't mind as much if you just cronfronted them instead of trying to cover it up. You effed up.
lickmyjock 0
lmao I agree. stupid and a freak. just admit you ran over the damn cat lol
conniebaby67 0
I have to admit, I chuckled when I read that!!!
sourgirl101 29
Watch out! Your cat's next.
zp5 4
but he didn't. the car did.
ImApencil 0
blaming it on some one else? what are we, in kindergarden?
sapphirestar 0
killer!! should have admit to your mistakes!