Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
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robc32ca 4
you sick moron.
Senseless_487 29
Way to take responsibility for your actions. YDI!
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Comments (310)
skyeyez9 25
While accidentally running over an animal was not your fault, ydi for trying to place blame on another. Also, The owner of the cat should have kept it indoors! Too many dangers for a cat to roam: getting run over, lost, sadistic person finding and torturing the cat, stray dogs attacking, wild animal eating the cat.
its_tuesday 6
ydi for the small mistake of trying to hyde the evidence while people were watching. in the situation i would have gone to their house crying hysterically and profusely apologizing for accidentally running over their cat. and then everytime i saw them after the accident burst into tears.
humzizzl3 0
hahahahaha , wanna be sneaky person
pamelanessa 0
u sick jerk!!! I hope u get thrown into jail!!
Autoshot 9
How dumb and twisted do you have to be?
cbr600_fml 0
hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha ydi nuff said
greatwyt 0
you sir op, are not a nice person. at all
Zandesh 0
geez. imbecile OP
iSitt 0
the coverup was worse than the crime just like nixon and watergate I dont remember seeing over 11,000 ydi's before. did op break a record ?
some1azn 0
Sneaky, sneaky bastard. LOL