Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
What exactly made you think that was a good idea?
brokenclockwork 0
he's only a kitten. it couldn't of hurt that much anyway. so stop being a pussy, pun intended.
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Comments (98)
Mirorbo 27
What exactly made you think that was a good idea?
cookiemobzta 0
******* dumbass. the kitten was having a nightmare. it is best if you let it sleep past it. when it wakes up it's not gonna remember and if you wake it in the middle of the nightmare he's gonna have trouble falling back asleep
ShadyFTW1 0
30 is obviously very emotional about kittens
Shell02 0
20? not 30..
I_iz_special 0
ydi and who said it was a nightmare it could have been a good dream where it was the kitten's turn to chase a dog ;)
Chickenfoot117 6
Today, I noticed a rabid bear was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and maiming me. FML Jesus OP, would you like to be woken up while you are sleeping?
twinny_sc 13
20 who's to say the kitty was having a nightmare? It could have been dreaming of being a ninja assassin kitty.
LeFrogDog 27
now there is inleast a lesson learned don't *** with sleeping cats expecially when there dreaming of endless kinds of fish
hellomynameisada 0
At least u didnt die
Chocolate_Chunk 2
a nightmare? It diddn't occur to you that maybe it was just dreaming about catching mice? @71: we all prefer to be woken up while we're not sleeping
liy223 6
poor thing was having a nice, primal dream about hunting wildebeest or something and you just went and woke him. it's no wonder he was upset... (or she.)
brokenclockwork 0
he's only a kitten. it couldn't of hurt that much anyway. so stop being a pussy, pun intended.
CitrusGirl 0
just putting it out there that their claws are slot sharper when they're kittens
CitrusGirl 0
*alot
christian50 0
CitrusGirl is correct, their claws are a lot sharper when their kittens, I have 7 of them.
nixibeast 0
#33 just like puppys with puppy teeth. kittens hurt a shitload more than adults
brokenclockwork 0
he's only a kitten. it couldn't of hurt that much anyway. so stop being a pussy, pun intended.
happykate120 0
aw you interupted his kitty dream. you should have just left him to claw your eyes out in his dreams instead of real life.
Senseless_487 29
If you prodded him awake, I'd think he'd attack your hand, since that was closest. What did you do, put your face right up to his at the same time?
rends 0
nah I think the cat just wanted to go in for the kill
brokenclockwork 0
oops. double post, m'bad.
happykate120 0
it twas a pretty hillarious comment though. your forgiven.
Jimboom 12
Don't wake sleepy kitty. Otherwise feel his furry wrath!
Illyssa_fml 4
Hahaha!! Ydi
ThePwnapple 0
Should've ******* punched the cat in the face.
jonan1212 5
agreed
bobulant 0
So...you're a dumbass. How does it feel?