Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, I walked outside and found our kitten, my kids' favorite pet, convulsing and choking on the carport. Nothing we did helped and she died in my arms five minutes later. We've buried her, and I'm dreading going home and telling my boys that she's passed. FML
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Is she wrong? Come on, you can tell me. There's nobody here.
CowgirlWithHeart 16
Cats are amazing. Most of the people who don't like cats just haven't given them a fair chance or believe the stereotype which in many cats is wrong. Also, a cat should not be outside in a new home for at least 3 weeks. You don't have to like cats for your wife to have one.
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RichardPencil 32
Is she wrong? Come on, you can tell me. There's nobody here.
CowgirlWithHeart 16
Cats are amazing. Most of the people who don't like cats just haven't given them a fair chance or believe the stereotype which in many cats is wrong. Also, a cat should not be outside in a new home for at least 3 weeks. You don't have to like cats for your wife to have one.