Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
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Top comments
missmurderx 8
my luck is that I would sleep draw a penis.
omfgrofl1337 0
What did you scribble? something naughty i hope
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Comments (132)
missmurderx 8
my luck is that I would sleep draw a penis.
mddinsmore 0
You horny murderers crack me up.
blahzz 4
As long as you don't give a guy a sleep ********, I don't see the problem.
imaginaryvoice 18
*Sits quietly*
DudeImBetter 0
as long as you don't sleep jack it's alright.
twinny_sc 13
Haha #1 my friend did that on purpose in art class. He drew a penis, and titled it "self portrait."
iskusmarines 0
Did you have morning wood?
twinny_sc 13
41, who are you directing your comment at.
woofis 0
I know plenty of sleepwalkers
linebacker42 0
who still uses chalk boards??
ThePwnapple 0
YDI for sleepwalking.
RugbyKid 0
sleepwalking sucks, especially when you sleep-trip down your stairs and wake up disoriented and in pain
Thawn 0
I fell asleep in religion once. apparently "I wasn't asleep I was talking to god" isn't an appropriate response
MissButterCupp 0
omg that's funny!!!!
LilTiki559 13
Lmao, same here miss murder..FML
DoomSkuller 28
Imagine sleep-writing some groundbreaking scientific equation that solves one of life's many mysteries but not knowing what it even says
DuckOnAStick 0
Its funny because you wrote on the board.
h2opoloplaya 0
that's funny cuz you got mad at him for starting
TotalStar 0
its funny because you thought it was funny that he got mad at the other person for starting.
guiltypleasure12 0
it's funny that you pointed out that the other guy thought it was funny that the guy got mad when the other guy started it.
ThereIsNoFork 0
It's funny because I broke the combo. Or did I?
sourgirl101 29
It's funny because you only think you did.
hd9280 0
this is hilarious!
ILovesMahBridge 0
It's funny because you think it's hilarious.
DuckOnAStick 0
And it's even funnier because I started this chain. (continue on)
DuckOnAStick 0
It's funny because I started this chain. (continue on)
mattyrc 0
in soviet Russia chain break YOU
DuckOnAStick 0
In the USA your not funny.... but it's funny because you commented saying chains break you.
Annihilator 0
FAIL
legonut6 0
eurocopter?
omfgrofl1337 0
What did you scribble? something naughty i hope
TNB_xACiDiC 0
7 you have an amazing rack!
gibby1235 6
nice shirt
glambert1998 0
ur shirt is awesome!
letsgododgers213 0
amazing shirt, I bet guys try to unlock it
cali_swagg408 0
wow your boobs look awsome
Cinn_fml 23
Brilliant, wish that had happened in my maths class. Though at least you didn't find out you sleepwalk from injuring yourself falling down some stairs. Just think, it could be worse. Though I can imagine that to be slightly embarassing.
myworld99 0
......you're ugly......
supernice 0
and your a jerk :)
rfngxhhshi 0
cinn= ugly Brit. mathS ugh I hate that
garrettjordan 0
**** you 102 at least she has a picture up there while your ugly ass is hiding.
TehPiGuy 0
at least you didn't attack someone with chalk or trip over and kill yourself.those are both worse case scenarios
moonsfog 0
ydi*
Annihilator 0
MrCalves 1
ydi for sleeping during math. learn your sh*t
Aeropostale 0
That's pretty funny! I guess you won't be sleeping in class anymore, OP?