Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
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robc32ca 4
you sick moron.
Senseless_487 29
Way to take responsibility for your actions. YDI!
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Comments (310)
robc32ca 4
you sick moron.
ThePwnapple 0
I wonder why everyone's saying YDI. You gotta do what you gotta do in society.
christa953 12
17 WTF that's messed up and I hope you're not serious
grace9856 0
17, what?!?! and op thats a horrible thing 2 do YDI
lajaynay 15
17 obviously isn't very smart. OP didn't do what he had to do. He was an asshole that killed a cat and didn't want to take responisibility.
yomama126 0
i agree 17 isnt smart at all
ThePwnapple 0
How is he an asshole for killing the cat? It was a mistake. Of course he wanted to cover his tracks (pun intended) and hide it like everyone else.
missmurderx 8
dear op: YOU DUN GOOFED. the end.(:
I_iz_special 0
well I'm sure the owners of the cat would've been sympathetic with him if he just went and rang the doorbell/knocked but now he just screwed himself over
cookiesofchaos 0
one less cat in the world huzzar
CitrusGirl 0
it would be FYL if he ran over the cat and felt bad. It's YDI because OP is too much of a wuss to admit he made a mistake. If you think "what you have to do" is hide the evidence everytime you mess up, 17, you're a coward
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
u bitch!
onelove222 0
you guys are ignorant. in the real world which is what we live in ! the cat owners wouldn't have felt symphathy at all, and most likely would make sure there are consequences. bottom line it's reality and he did what he thought would save his ass. :)
ThePwnapple 0
I'm not a coward. I'm a tactical ninja assassin, and when I get a hitlist, I have to make sure I cover my tracks.
ActionManly 11
1. You are a ******* pussy. 2. The cat is a poor pussy.
cbroxs17 0
Today, the creppy guy down the street ran over my cat. Instead of simply apologizing, he put my cats corpse under my mothers car. He didn't seem to care we were both in plain sight. FML
ACanadaGuy 0
I hope you get aids.
auto_da_fe 2
He made it worse for himself this way though. So he does deserve it.
myschyveus 0
laughingoutloud
ardel 0
it's a ******* cat. who gives a shit. go bitch at the millions of people dying for no reason. you bunch of idiots.
pink_mx_braap 0
I love cats and all but I laughed so hard over this. I just pictured this old lady with 50 cats...oh 49 cats...and a shotgun waiting to kill him for killing one of her babies.
pink_mx_braap 0
I love cats and all but I laughed so hard over this. I just pictured this old lady with 50 cats...oh 49 cats...and a shotgun waiting to kill him for killing one of her babies.
inRedemption 0
I agree with 17. u got to do what you got to do
FTC_Socialist 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
it's a ******* cat. it may suck, but WTF, I'd keep driving. I don't think their needs to be a grand moral debate over the ediquette of cat murder. It was funny as hell though op. I mean, cats run out in the street all the time. if they're far enough away, of course slow down...but don't risk your life buy doing insaine car acrobatics to avoid it.
MrJentipede 2
dey see me trollinnnnn
skittle68 0
Yea, since he knew whose cat it was he should have just gone and told them. They are the ones who let their cat out, fully knowing there are dangerous things for cats out there.
fyllx10 0
I agree with 17 and 57.
aaliyahbaybee 0
Lmfao FAIL
zerobahamut03 2
stupid OP, ydi over and over!
bubbarific 0
lol no pussy fo u 2nite OP
ShadyFTW1 0
17 is a ******* prick, 61 is ******* hilarious. Muff said
kidwiththehair12 0
LMFAO. one of the first fmls that made me laugh
twinny_sc 13
17 and 110 made me laugh. This shit is hilarious. I favorited!
Zaraquay 0
#128 Why would he keep driving ? He was home since its in front of his neighboors home
pingpongpenguin 3
I hate when people complain about stuff that's their fault.
tomfelton66 2
it wasn't thy he killed the cat which was awful but that he was trying to blame it on someo e else that was terrible!
Moonstarmist 0
@ 32 - I don't know about you, but I wouldn't hide something like that. I'd have the balls to tell the owner what I did instead of taking the stupid coward's way out.
CitizenSnipz 0
OP's a sick bastard. **** him, should've fessed up. Time to go hug my pet cats :c
OhMyHolyBalls 0
Hey OP, did you ever think about the fact that you're in a neighborhood with a bunch of houses all around you, so someone is bound to see you? Keeping that in mind, I would be kind of suspicious if I saw a guy sprinting over and shoving a dead cat under someone else's car. The driver of that car could've even see you, and if that was me, I'd sue your ass for trying to name me as a murderer. Even an accidental one. So go over there and own up! (BTW, lots of people let their cats outside because they claw the furniture and stuff, not that that makes it OP's fault for running over one. But stop bashing on OP's neighbors for having an outside cat- their pet just died, assholes!).
black_knight402 0
grow up sissies it's just a cat.
planbsponserme 2
hahahaha
planbsponserme 2
223 took it way too far. and yes it is the neighbors fault. if its outside, it should be on a leash. cats don't go on leashes but they could go in a fence. they shouldve been prepared for the consequences.
pingpongpenguin 3
you're funny ^ cats don't go on leashes! the only animal that's ever been good to me on a leash is a rat.
boyguydudemalema 0
that is why you dont let your ******* cat loose on the streets, but i hate cats so thank you op for reducing their population and cat owners do us all a favor, keep ur cat indside ur homes =.=
something224 6
What ev its a neighborhood cat he should of thrown it in a dumpster of left it there. Ur such a idiot Robc32ca.
lildevil963 0
I agree 29 and btw WTF
lagamorphs 0
That's taking it too far.
redsoxgrl824 11
thats ****** up
MillerP 0
FAIL!!!!!
shanie123 10
agreed
Senseless_487 29
Way to take responsibility for your actions. YDI!
brokenclockwork 0
wow. what a douche you are.
happykate120 0
you. are. a. dumbass.
ThePwnapple 0
Should've just said "What the **** is this cat doing under my car?" FYL.
angela3222 0
freaken jerk. you deserve it
Jimboom 12
You are one sick puppy. I hope someone runs you over!
onelove222 0
uhh taking it waaay to far lol
dolphinlvr7 24
Insult to puppies
zetteymonsterxo 0
wow. thats sick. YDI.
qsdmlkj 0
nice framing job moron