Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML
Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML
Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
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Top comments
shidaddle 11
Why would you steal a cat and then just leave it in a cage in your garden?
Liyuesigs 8
"The cat is my witness."
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Comments (136)
jessenia123 27
Wow
HeyTherexxx 21
No, she's still psychotic.
LynxieLynx 17
I feel bad for the cat. Not only does he/she have a psychotic owner, but this shit had to happen to that poor cat. FHL.
OptimusVader 23
I don't understand why OP didn't just bring the cage back to their neighbor's yard after the neighbor went home to call the cops.
jerryj 27
75, what better evidence can there be than a nice little photo of OP holding the caged cat (whether on the neighbour's, or OP's own backyard)? Best would be not to leave any fingerprints behind.
sirpantselot 22
75, OP wouldn't have known the cops had been called until they arrived.
daisylokes 16
op, you should install some cameras in your yard to prove that she is a nutcase.
shidaddle 11
Why would you steal a cat and then just leave it in a cage in your garden?
NotGabe 28
You might want to reread the FML again.
bazoo42 25
I think #2 is proving a point.
frizz101 22
I think they mean why would the cops believe OP would steal a cat and leave the caged animal in their garden.
NotGabe 28
Ah, gotcha. Sorry bout that.
Credibleskills 28
So true
gvreergo_fml 6
get money maybe
Gearden 8
1st step: Steal neighbor's cat.2nd step: Put cat in garden. 3rd step: ??? 4th step: Profit.
fawfulster 11
Insolation maybe?
mikepzz 27
You should be a cop. Lol
iMuffinKat 16
The police probably think he set up some cat trap and caught it, but didn't, know that he caught the cat.
Spyingcheeseman 8
why put a stolen cat in the open of the backyard??
meepmerp 20
Because that's what all cat-nappers do
Durantye 8
Better yet why steal a cat?
sabrinalynn22 19
I think this FML desperately needs a follow up.
Liyuesigs 8
"The cat is my witness."
blueboy154 12
That explains the psycho part.
PossiblyInDanger 24
Because people totally steal things and then leave them in the open for the neighbor who it was stolen from to see. Makes sense.
dancinwookie 21
"Everybody was Kung-fu fighting! Ha! Judo chop!" That's what came to mind when I saw your profile picture. *crane position*
Davalicious 7
your profile pic matches with your comment so well
dancinwookie 21
Yeah. Because the little Pikachu in a karate outfit couldn't possibly remind someone of a song about Kung-Fu fighting. Next time I'll make sure not to make any pop culture references.
martin8337 36
Your neighbor needs help, perhaps some time in the rubber room in a straightjacket.
Welshite 40
"Help"? I'm always happy when they let me into the bouncy room. The straitjacket makes it all the more fun!
martin8337 36
#13, how do you dial a telephone while wearing a straightjacket? Gave you a thumbs up btw.
Welshite 40
Same way I'm posting this comment: with my tongue.
martin8337 36
Too funny.
HelloooooNurse 20
Well hello there welshite ;-)
Ki11erC 18
A rubber room? Are padded cells where you're from just bouncy castles?
warsun 27
Well that's just stupid on her part ._. Would there be a reason your neighbour hates you OP?
Nymeria_fml 25
For stealing her cat, of course.
PenguinBitch 44
Atleast she doesn't know you're a vampire.
warsun 27
And leaves garlic in your back yard
sunnyray812 42
There's always that one bitch neighbor everyone has. Yours just takes it to the next level.
ohSNAPyall 27
But why would the neighbor risk her own cat like that? OP could have unlatched the cage and let it escape, for all she knew.