Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
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robc32ca 4
you sick moron.
Senseless_487 29
Way to take responsibility for your actions. YDI!
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Comments (310)
danica45 7
61 is a win!! and your a JA for trying to get others in trouble for your mistake
TubbyChubby 0
hahahahahaha wow
6ixtynin9 2
lmao that made my day :)
And_Jelly 0
LOLWIN
canadian_ftw 8
take responsibility for your actions.
MadamGeek 0
Seriously? *shakes head* I'm surprised you even picked up the corpse to move it in the first place. The idea gives me the creeps.
LaGriffonne 3
YDI for not taking your responsability but so does your neighbor for letting his cat roam freely. Cat leash, people. Stop Kitty from going splat and your neighbors hating you for letting your beloved pet ruin their garden.
yummycupcakegirl 0
ummm it should of had 8 lives left.jk but poor cat:(
BoyBeyond 0
LMFAO. I applaud your effort friend. I would of done the same thing. It's to bad you got caught though. FYL
heatherfeather 4
All the people who call OP an asshole are RETARDED. You can't react fast enough when one just darts in front of your vehicle. What are you going to do? Swerve and endanger yourself, your passengers, and possibly other vehicles and then even end up still hitting it anyway? ITS A CAT. And the neighbors deserve it for having an outdoor pet. Keep your cats inside so that they dont breed more and get diseases or get hit like this
pingpongpenguin 3
I'm pretty sure they're only calling op an asshole because they tried to make it seem like someone else ran over the cat.