Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, when I tried to play my new Switch, my girlfriend yelled at me to "put down the damn video games." I've barely had five minutes to use this thing without her bitching at me. The worst part? She gave it to me, for Christmas. FML
Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
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Welshite 40
You are irritated because she won? Ugh.
kaiyybee 10
You just suck.. Sorry bro.
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Welshite 40
You are irritated because she won? Ugh.
GTAmax99 12
How dare she be good at something!
Punkyxoxo 14
Don't hate the player hate the game
princessbits 17
What? A girl is good at something outside the kitchen? What is this sorcery!!
Pleonasm 36
How dare people be competitive and irritated when they lose.
Welshite 40
The game and the interaction with my opponent is worth so much more to me than an empty victory.
Pleonasm 36
But you aren't representative of every gamer. He knows the game and couldn't help being irritated by being brutally owned by a beginner, much like a bunch of us would be likely to, too. He didn't say he flipped his shit, he said he was a little irritated.
zenim 5
Do note it was her first time, I'm sure many a veteran player would be irritated if they were to lose to a newbie. Either she's a fast learner, or he's not as good as he thinks he is.
Pleonasm 36
I played the game a lot when it came out and I loved perfecting a playstyle with Link. So when my 10 year old cousin who barely knew how to play beat me from time to time, especially with just button mashing and unbalanced items, I can say it was a little frustrating.
summerguy97 16
I think he's mad he learned how much of a n00b he is.
TheCanucklehead 22
Veterans. Newbies. What's in between boobies
great1_23 4
Cleavage; it's what's between boobies.
MrConcise 35
@Everyone - The game is casual friendly, don't worry. Go play Melee or 64.
Eliseopwns 22
Melee is the best, but also has the sharpest learning curve :L
Lisee92 18
Girlpower! I love that game. My brother bought the same game years ago, he still hasn't beaten me in it, nor have my cousins. Pikachu is the shit.
threer 30
Not Zelda, but Sheik..
The1CalledGOAT 11
am I the only one that thinks lucas is the best?
CloudBustah 20
I'm irritated whenever my newb friend goes and thrashes me in dota. So I understand OP
krazayman 18
Nope toon link is
SJParker 13
Am i the only one who still plays smash bros brawl with a Wii remote and nunchuck?
el_mermaid 16
Samus's spike is too OP. ;)
kaiyybee 10
You just suck.. Sorry bro.
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Yeah **** his life for getting beat in a video game.
Cartera 10
Well if she was Pilachu and spammed Thunder like a little bitch then if be mad too. Lol
Cartera 10
Pikachu*
Cartera 10
I'd* Jesus. I'll show myself the door.
FMLkoala 28
He could just suck... OR THAT GIRL IS A BADASS
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
She could have been playing as Kirby. Kirby never looses!
Mahtari 19
Kirby always loses. Spamming up and b will just get you killed by anyone with a brain.
Panchovilla64 6
Maybe you should put handicap on yourself.?
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Isn't that what he did? Why would he put handicaps on his girlfriend if he wanted to give her a shot at winning?
ariiewilliams 17
#79 handicaps make it easier.
hcollins1 18
I'm sure he would clarified if he had put the handicap at first for the both of them.
WellThatSucked89 13
We ladies know how to push buttons and score :)
CallMeMcFeelii 14
You girls may know how to push buttons, but we men know how to tea bag. Which is better?
Obey_StudBoii 23
#30 You men may "tea bag" but us women will cut your ******* balls off if you try to pull something like that.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Not in my experience.. ;) haha. Ahh, good times.
great1_23 4
You have forgotten the ability for "taco tapping"?
Jake_Hale 7
Mmmm... Tea bag
dont_touch_my_ca 8
Twat squat
Wizardo 34
Don't smash yourself up about it, natural ability is as good as practice. Plus she'll be grateful if you don't mention it, just tell her she's good...
center 5
You got beat by a girl. Nyah nyah.
ryan4723 24
Your point is? It's not that big of a deal. Girls can be good at playing video games too..
Poppipuff 14
It is for OP, otherwise he wouldn't have posted that fml using 'looser' as username. Even though there are every day more girls playing video games that are usually played by men, it is still a minority, and a lot of them haven't had the years of experience a lot of men have. Video games is saw as a masculine activity. Of course girls can be good at it and obviously no one should feel ashamed because a girl wins, but it is a normal reaction for a guy. It's like losing to a girl in a rugby match or in a car race.
MarissaCristina 13
The FML wasn't about being beaten by a girl. It was about being beaten by someone who was new to a game OP had played many, many times.
threer 30
I could beat your ass in any game any day. >:::;)
hcollins1 18
I read it as he was irritated he lost in general by someone who never played the game. If he was irritated by losing to a girl, he would've clarified it.
tygerarmy 35
Maybe she lied to you about never smashing before. She wanted you to think you were her first.
ikilledaman 9
That just happened
mpsteve137 15
I hate that. I'm trying to be all technical and do these fancy attacks and my gf just uses up b over and over and kills me.
daesung 8
You shouldn't underestimate her
thatnucca 36
Lucky it wasn't Tekken... She'd have Tekken it you really hard.
nyxiny 22
And another girl gamer was born from tasting the sweet victory of beating another person at a video game... DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNN
Soniye 14
She's definitely a keeper :D