Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother threw a fit because the psychologist she got me suggested I visit a psychiatrist. Apparently, it's my fault because I "choose" to be so "crazy". FML
Today, a licensed child psychologist with 20 years of experience threw my son out after his first appointment, with the immortal line, “You must be taking the piss, there’s a church in town, you’re gonna need their help more than mine.” He’s probably right. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, my wife is furious with me because I would rather our teenage son see a counselor instead of a psychiatrist. I want our son to learn healthy coping mechanisms for life, not just take pills to make everything go away. FML
Today, my psychiatrist said, "Well, good luck." at the end of my appointment. FML
Today, I told my parents about my life problems, after they forced me to open up. Now they want to send me to a psychiatrist. Don't trust anyone. FML
Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML
Today, my dad told me that people requiring psychiatric treatment are just weak and pathetic, and what they really need is a kick up the ass and to get a fucking grip. He told me this not 30 seconds after my doctor recommended I spend some time in a facility for my severe depression. FML
Today, my coworker was going on and on about how her son was nice and got good grades but that she needed to find him a therapist because he's too shy in class, and how she didn't want her friends to think badly of her. She's a counselor. I sat in silence for almost an hour, because all I could think was, "WTF? Poor kid." FML
Today, my husband is furious with me for going behind his back and getting our son a psychological evaluation. His primary care physician, a psychologist, and a pediatric psychiatrist all agree that our son is AuDHD. My husband says no because he “doesn’t believe in that crap.” FML
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coming back in the future 30
I did nazi that coming. (Ill lead myself out) But seriously something wrong with him.
maffy11 16
At least he has a "can-do" attitude?
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coming back in the future 30
I did nazi that coming. (Ill lead myself out) But seriously something wrong with him.
MeanBeagle 22
what führer? you can stay
iLike2Teabag 27
Yeah don't leave. You're hitlarious.
coming back in the future 30
Anyone remember "clitler"?
garrett_8614 14
Maybe he just means inspire and lead a large group of people....hopefully.
nchic01 17
oops
maffy11 16
At least he has a "can-do" attitude?
Just_A_Tree 20
Could he be referring to the fact that Hitler was good at persuading millions, and leading an entire country? That part isn't bad. If he's talking about killing millions. Then you have a problem.
mylifebitches666 18
Maybe you should've gotten an abortion?
Misswildsides 22
As if OP totally knew their son would be the reincarnation of Hitler..
mif_fml 27
Your kid has issues, and immediately you regret aborting your child?? You need help.
xxreikoxx 31
#4, what if somebody asked your mum that about you..?
capslockisgood 19
I think this is in reference to the fact that Hitler's mother considered abortion.
nchic01 17
aah yes please do
coming back in the future 30
With that picture of you I thought something completely different.
sdroze1389 31
You are exactly what Hitler didn't have in mind. the irony is so thick
MrConcise 35
You mean wow them with his art?
Almost_Positive 18
"I'll be a better artist than Hitler ever was"
coming back in the future 30
Perfect picture fot that.
coming back in the future 30
*for
DJviper_fml 5
his art of killin people? no?
coming back in the future 30
You should be fuhrerious. I know I suck at this.
smackaroonial 20
What the heil were you thinking with that pun?
coming back in the future 30
I think I inheiled some gas????? (Downvotes self)
pandaxpress 19
ju gotta be kiddin
Almost_Positive 18
You tried I guess kinda
xxreikoxx 31
Humour fail. Some of us here 'are' Jewish.
straightpride 9
where did Hitler keep his armies?...up his sleevies!
coming back in the future 30
What?
coming back in the future 30
Oh I get it. Arm and armies. Sleeves and sleevies.
PenguinBitch 44
He sounds really confident, and confidence is key. ~
Queensland 27
A trait definitely Hitler had.