the3goatlady
Madison, United States
Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML
the3goatlady tells us more.
Hi. I'm OP. I have 3 goats and they're very sweet and playful. One of my goats will nibble clothes if you don't watch him, but never did I think he'd bite 5 inches of hair off! Oh well. If you hate goats it's no skin off my back.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Enslaved 38
Did you get a Goatee?
Greenteamextreme 16
Fashion conscious goat.... Not gonna lie, kinda wish I had one.
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Enslaved 38
Did you get a Goatee?
teentee401 37
You...I like you.
sayyestothedress 24
Why the hell would he even have a goat?!??
SarahSehhati 40
They are like mini lawnmowers! !! :)
warsun 27
Why not? :D
Soviet_American 29
@32, maybe he owns a farm. :P
octinate 17
Maybe his hair looked like straw or whatever goats eat
1tsmenoah 20
Is he a baaaarber? Just kidding that's a sheep joke
mohamed_H 21
Does OP by chance happen to be Dan Bilzerian ?
equitationbound 22
32- goats are great! They'll manage your yard & sometimes even give you milk. Not to mention they're incredibly smart! People also own goats just as pets, or to show in 4-h.
tehdarkness 21
I wish there was video evidence!
ArturoRamirez 16
Goats are adorable. I have one for my profile picture.
Lurulu 16
Ouch?
persianjr 15
I hope he at least got a tip..
nchic01 17
ouch.
Greenteamextreme 16
Fashion conscious goat.... Not gonna lie, kinda wish I had one.
False_Stupidity 42
Whatever floats your goat...
foxwasalamb 24
26 has been waiting his whole FML life to post this one comment
oreoeater 21
She's not kidding look at his avatar XD
False_Stupidity 42
Yep, my life is complete and I can die happy now!
Wizardo 34
Just a little graze, you should go and get a new trim, perhaps a baaabcut?
abattior 18
atleast he didn't eat it
LegalLoitering 12
No, he obviously combed it with his teeth.
ArashiGirl 13
You goat to be kidding me.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Oh come on, not these baaad puns again. Stop kidding around #7.
Aero_x 21
haha this sounds better in a British accent!
ArashiGirl 13
I'm a baaaad comedian 17
UnidentifiedFun 37
Least it's not a cowlick
weswheatley 14
Do you have green hair?
LegalLoitering 12
Maybe you should go to a baaaarber, OP.
jawernigk 4
U have a goat
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Yes, a lot of people do actually. They're good pets and keep pastures trimmed nicely.
oreoeater 21
No thats the name of his 3 year old brother