Today, my husband wants to leave me because I’m “taking too long” to recover from my C-section and he’s “tired of jerking off.” His logic is that he recovered in 6 weeks after he got 12 stitches on his leg, and, “I’ll be fine.” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
Today, I found out my husband is sleeping with someone else, all because we haven’t had sex in a long time. He says, “Jerking off is too much work” and “I signed up to marry a human with a sex drive, not an emotionless robot.” He left out the fact that I’m grieving my mother’s death. Thanks for the support, Honey. FML
Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
Today, after my body has been ravaged, scarred, broken, and mutilated by cancer, my husband says it’s only fair for him to have a side piece, since the treatments to save my life have decimated my sex drive. But don’t worry, it’s just for his physical needs. He won’t “fall in love or anything.” FML
Today, my boyfriend is pushing for sex even though I’ve just had spinal surgery, his reasoning being I only have to lie there, so it’s not like he’s asking me to move or actively participate. He basically wants me to ignore my pain and become a masturbation toy. FML
Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML
Today, six weeks post-partum, I asked my husband once again to help with the chores around the house. He got upset, threw my phone at me, and said, “Stop being inconsiderate, I just got home from work! Call your mom to help you or something! Shit!” and stormed out of the house. My mom passed last year; he knows this. FML
Today, after an argument, my husband bet he could go longer without sex than me, since he’s used to me turning him down for weeks at a time, it’s now been a month, and all I want to do is rub against him like a cat, while he’s walking around completely unbothered. He even ignores me when I’m naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
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sarsuela 29
My second child was born in less than two hours and I didn't need a single stitch yet doctors still recommended to wait two months with intercourse.
SJKatt 15
Leave this waste of flesh at your soonest available opportunity.
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sarsuela 29
My second child was born in less than two hours and I didn't need a single stitch yet doctors still recommended to wait two months with intercourse.
SJKatt 15
Leave this waste of flesh at your soonest available opportunity.
legalgravethief 8
There’s two sides to this, but I’m more on your side here, he sounds pathetic and throwing his toys out the pram because he isn’t getting what he wants, the fact you’ve just given him a child and he’s sulking about sex is not good, don’t know about anyone else, but the first few months, who has the energy for sex anyways, so he’s clearly not pulling his weight at home. Now the other side, there are other things that can be done than just sex, has any of that been done? It is usually common for women to feel really unattractive, low sex drive, emotionally exhausted ( which again he should be understanding off ), but maybe some other things might help him, however, I feel like you may want to start preparing for a new life without him as he doesn’t sound great to me
Pinkdahlia75 1
Sounds like my ex husband. Get child support from his paycheck and kick him out. Took me five months to recover from my c-section
wysegirl 24
well I would be a single mom fast.. I bet he also thinks period cramps compare to a paper cut.
wrenavery90 12
Why would you want to be married to such an awful man? He's threatening to leave you? I'd say fine. Get out.
IHaveThePower 18
You know, back in the days before divorce, wives worked their problems out when this happened. With rat poison.