Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend over text. We wore each others' hats, so I gave his back and asked for mine. He “accidentally” burned it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML
Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
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Lyshan 10
Just wait 2-3 days and when you meet him again in Kindergarden, just make sure to lend him his favourite toy. He'll get back to you instantly and maybe his mommy will buy you a new hat.
interesting33 37
he sounds very immature. May I ask how old you are? who breaks up with someone over text?! you deserve better Op
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interesting33 37
he sounds very immature. May I ask how old you are? who breaks up with someone over text?! you deserve better Op
Lyshan 10
Just wait 2-3 days and when you meet him again in Kindergarden, just make sure to lend him his favourite toy. He'll get back to you instantly and maybe his mommy will buy you a new hat.
RichardPencil 32
You don’t need his lice anyways.
exileonmainst 16
I’m sure you can find a raspberry beret, you know, the kind you find in a second hand store.