Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML
Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
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Top comments
Xephyr 1
"Excuse me sir, can I help you?"
sassyangel24 0
dude, you're an ass. youu and your friend should have moved if you felt uncomfortable, not humiliated another human being and made a fool of yourself. YDI.
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Comments (27)
blubberchucks 0
Wow, that's almost as cuntish as my personality.
frayedwire 0
Those are very odd words you stressed. Did you actually say it like that? I think he'd find it confusing. Although I suppose in a yiddish style accent it might work.
lublubfuddamucka 1
It's a frustrated tone.
gpstyne 0
good going prick
BvR 0
jerk. why would you yell at a stranger?
alexpwnsu 0
I'd laugh if he tried to chase u and use the stick at the same time
amatayo 0
Okay he is blind- correct You are not- correct So if you the person that can see ask what are you looking for? This just means you can find it because you can.....(wait for it) can freaking see Waste o time
kaytie1701 0
Hahahahahaha hilarious mo matter what these idiots say
silly_kate 0
how is it racist? the guy was blind!!!! you should post an FML cos you fail at reading!!!! get your mum to read this for you!! OP: learn to control your anger, ****!
btchh 0
well you didn't know he was blind, you were trying to help.
MikeLitoris_fml 0
ha. failure, i am sure he took that well