It was the 11 year old
Austin, United States
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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Anonymous
Nevada, United States
Dumbasses
Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
Anonymous
Lewiston, United States
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Jess
United States
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
caroline
Germany
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Anonymous
Dewitt, United States
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
mandybar15
Norman, United States
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
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Kiki242 19
Wow kids learn young now don't they?
saintsrocksocks 10
Well did he get it right?
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Unicorntails 7
At least you don't have to?
greenie213 23
People on here insist on putting question marks behind every sentence? Drives me crazy?
Unicorntails 7
Nou?
DeVaughnS 5
Lol that's cute cause I'm pretty sure he had alot of it wrong
greenie213 23
Son: Yes, the belly button. Daughter: Oh, My.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
(George takei) Ohh my!
AznSamoan52 10
You should be thankful, Op. He saved you from an awkward moment in the future. Plus, as a bonus, you don't have to give him the talk cause he already knows it too. Just think of it as killing two birds with one stone.
bebefer 8
Well, 'it' happens young. I was taught about 'it' in school in fourth grade, even though I knew the stuff around second or third.
greenie213 23
Please. Tell us what 'it' refers to.
DogsPaw 16
Better refer to math!
pwnman 33
Kids these days hear it from other kids, they hear it from the Internet
flutter4 7
Where did your 11 year old learn about sex from? I think 11 is too early for the "talk"
CallMeBloo 31
You do realize that a lot of 11-year-olds have already been through puberty, right? That means that they are already possibly having sexual urges. Knowledge about sex can go a long way toward preventing things like unintended pregnancy and STDs.
flutter4 7
I'm sorry but my children will not know a out sex when they are 11. They don't need to know how to be adults when they are children. If you monitor what your children are doing, I assure you they won't be having sex at 11 years old. That is just my personal opinion.
ByronJess 17
Alright, but when your eleven year old daughter starts her period and think she's dying because she doesn't know what it is, dot come complaining to us. I started mine when I was ten. My mom was the same age, so was her mom. Her mom had no idea what it was because back then it wasn't talked about and she thought she was dying. I might also point out that even if YOU don't talk to your children that early, one of their peers at school WILL, and you won't even have a clue that they know. Also, it is IMPOSSIBLE to monitor your children's behavior 100% of the time.
GoldenGrizzly 7
That is unfortunate because you send them to school, well informed children will talk about it. It is best to tell your kid now and deal with the naive questions about the basics and how to prevent babies. But if you want to be a shit and mess up your kid, go ahead
OceanNut4 4
You people are crazy 11 is to young to explain that to kids let them be a kid it and enjoy it what is it with the world nowadays 10 year olds having babies 8 year olds with iPhones I fear for the future of humanity
peachyFML 17
72- I totally agree. I was 8 when I started mine and Mom hadn't had the talk with me. I read a lot and all of my friends were several years older so I knew a little and didn't freak out. Luckily I was as mature mentally as I was physically.
dead_insects 18
I agree with you. Is there no such thing as childhood anymore? Sad...
kayliers 5
I got "the talk" in a class at school when I was 10. And again when I was 14.
fofojade 6
This is an old fml from like last year.
aeropuppy 6
Hopefully the 8 year old isn't scarred
michelele 0
he just doing what he's suppose too !! bring the BIG brother ☺