Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Where am I?
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Seeing other people
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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weedow2 0
wtf.........
killabee 0
I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???
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Comments (179)
weedow2 0
wtf.........
HoesInaBox 0
awkward turtle.
AnaMaree 0
So she had a threesome?
8trickster8 0
I first thought curled up at the end of the bed like a dog. I guess that's more weird than a threesome.
eduardo2k 0
find another girl cuz u will never get out of the FRIENDZ ZONE *scary music*
ERAUPike 1
I like turtles
TripleJumpMan 0
haha so true...
lucy331 0
that's just what I was thinking!!
clumsylittleme 11
I was waiting for someone to say that.
fooch2772 0
its not gay if its in a threeway
killabee 0
I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???
teentee401 37
Not every guy wants a threesome with a girl and another guy...
allmidnighteyes 11
So which spoon were you? Big, little, or middle?
silentfog 0
how do you manage that
mshafty 0
Well at least the Boyfriend is happy about the current situation!
dfarrey 0
Threesome? Threesome FTW? I don't get it.
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Threesome is when 3 people have sex together
flashback.miss 28
Um... superglue their genitals together?
alexandraa_fml 0
Oh yes, I listened to that song just yesterday!
flashback.miss 28
whats the name of the song? ^^
tigerlilypop 7
incredibad by the lonely island
Arotai 0
Shes my bestfriend and her bf lives far away and was staying at a hotel...so we all just slept there for a night. and she didnt want me to have to sleep on the floor. and no threesome or sex of any kind
megalan 0
wow sorry bout that
Emrysa 1
No offence, but you should have just politley declined the bed and slept on the floor. Even if you didn't have anything with you, you can call down to the front desk for extra pillows and blankets. I know you're in love with her and that sucks, but it's kind of wrong for you to share a bed with them if that's all that's running through your head. Not to mention you're emotionally torturing yourself.
boatkicker 5
They'll usually bring up a cot free of charge, or pretty cheap.
_nobodyspecial 0
Dude, this girl is not your best friend, she is just a tease! She knows about your feelings for her and is stringing both you and her "boyfriend" along.
neko_ceko 3
I feel so sorry for you.. seriously
Feverrotes 15
Arotai =/= OP
inthavong17 0
no, I have a bestfriebd whom is a female and I'm madly deeply in love with her, and she knows...she is going out with my other bestfriend
Arotai 0
and I just created my account..so Im also "hoody" or w/e
Towelie_31 0
#10 finally an op who comments to straighten shit out. An I agree fyl, nothing is worse than the friend zone... except aids...
Thanitos 0
lol, hes not the OP. If he had an account already why would he have to make one? doesn't make sense, its just some random bored douche bag.
Arotai 0
i made one after I posted this cause I realized i couldn't comment without an account and "hoody" was already taken...
chih 0
I have the same sich. just not as awkward.
Shmeaty 0
this is ridiculous. whoever let this one pass is a tard too
inmyroom 1
#99's got it right