Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
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Top comments
pllamah 9
Well hey, at least the gray is gone.
iSnortWaffles 7
It's more like **** your mom's life.
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Comments (165)
kdawg05 0
Lol
pllamah 9
Well hey, at least the gray is gone.
slushpup9696 12
I think you made a typo...
poopsmuggler66 0
*****? Where?
eyeIoveyou 4
you couldn't have suggested this idea two months ago? Halloween was in October!
amazingamelia 4
naturally coming from a scene kid...
angeljewlz 7
What does it have to do with being "a scene kid"? I'm not one and I thought the exact same thing as #1...
HeyLookJesus 11
Does anyone else realize this is just like that Rugrats episode where the grandpa tries to dye his hair, it works fine until it turns orange? :D
Gringe 1
She sold her soul for youth!
iSnortWaffles 7
It's more like **** your mom's life.
FMLandurstoo 9
**** ops life too because shell get bitched at
farnsworth 3
Orange u glad it wasn't banana...wait...
Sebastian_NG 17
Old christine
sydnee14 7
That's what I was thinking!!
BeefyQueef 5
No kidding. Ginger is the worst hair color you can have!
BeefyQueef 5
"Gingers" and "beautiful" don't belong in the same sentence, unless "are not" is between them.
nortwdschick 25
you're a dick. gingers r the best. and hottest. and best in bed.
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
FML for her, but a WIN for you, because whenever she's around, you'll always have someone to ginger-claim!
silvercamaro 22
Yeah, but where's Ikickgingers when you need them???
Right_Click 12
Someone has to do it.
danielwilliams57 6
Dude, you don't even see the gray hair if it's not all over your head! :o
waitwhatsgoingon 18
Yeah...you do
EvilPotato 15
Just when you think people can't get much dumber...
ktsthrlnd 3
Not sure which is worse....
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
Herrrp.. Derrrp.. That's the point of this FML!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I don't know but I'm sick of seeing this stupid "herrrp derrp " shit.
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
Me too, but it gets the job done!
25shark 5
Reminds me of that Suite Life of Zack and Cody episode
Sinamoi 18
Corner, now.
natashax21 5
It's suite life on deck now, get with the program. Pssshttt...amateur..
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Listen to the kitty! Both of you!
graham11 14
9- how old are you? 9? 10? Maybe that's stretching it..
KrazieKleo 13
Wow, I'm 21 and I watch it with my little brother all the time. Nothing wrong with it....well maybe there is but who gives a shit imma be a little kid my whole life (only when I'm at home) lol.
metalflower00 11
No! Even Stevens was the shit!
xGraycloud 4
Phil of the Future? Anyone?
farnsworth 3
U have to love that futurama
graham11 14
184- BEST SHOW EVER!! ;,,; (that's dr. Zoidberg)
uberdubers 3
Lizzie Mcguire was the way to be.
VoteForTaco 8
Does she still have a soul?
koolkat27 13
the only way a Ginger will have a soul is if they dyed their hair that. gingers don't have souls if they naturally have red hair;)
eltapatio16 5
When she's asleep you should draw some freckles on her face. Then she would be an official Ginger.
derpster 7
and you could kick her.
tsim_fml 0
like they did to cartman
graham11 14
45- holy ****! You're profile picture is great! If I could post that picture whenever someone makes a stupid comment, there'd be derpsters everywhere!!
graham11 14
*your shit..I hate spelling
Pupza7 6
I got kicked on kick a Ginger day I had fun though since I kicked him back. To be frank a 18 year old guy got beat up by a 14 year old girl. At least at the time.
benhuck97 0
Dye it back? Lol
benhuck97 0
Or brown or black or blonde?
angeljewlz 7
Yeah, or make sure you use toner if you didn't before. It makes all the difference