Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
alejita
United States
Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Anonymous
Fight Club
Today, my son finally stood up to his bully and gave him a smashing that he damn well deserved. I’m desperate to tell him how proud I am, but my wife won’t let me because “we’re not raising a thug” and after 17 years of marriage, I’ve learned arguing with her is pointless. FML
Anonymous
Wise kid
Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML
Anonymous
Dewitt, United States
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
poormom
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Good news
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
It was the 11 year old
Austin, United States
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Gone
Richmond, United States
The golden child
Today, my wife changed her mind on us having kids, because her eight year-old son said he liked being an only child. She says that my devastated and angry reaction is incredibly unattractive and immature, and that I need to accept compromise. FML
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
Really curious to see what you did to illicit such a response...
natashamilan 13
I think I may need some motivational advice from this kid.
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whateves997 19
Then take his damn advise!! There's probably a rime and reason for it!!
HairIsEverything 15
Or maybe instead of a rime there's a lime, or time, or even a mime! But I'm going to go ahead and choose choice E.:Rhyme, final answer.
Alup132 22
Rime, rhyme, the other words rhymed, double pun. I think this is my favorite comment on here.
Hierobulle_fml 7
So, did you ?
TheCookieComet 23
He cant just grow a pair out of the blue that happens in the mothers womb
engineerosaurus 26
No shit, really?!
lexiieeex3 32
Really curious to see what you did to illicit such a response...
Roskosity 22
Really curious to see where he learned that response.
EarlFug 19
Psst.. not to be a dick but think you mean "elicit". Big difference.
JustinJK 21
I would cry if I missed the ice cream truck
ironmany_fml 23
then you should grow a pair and man up too.. lol
Miss_Whipped 43
Grow a pair of ovaries, #66. That's some tough shit. Man up.
natashamilan 13
I think I may need some motivational advice from this kid.
dreamful_artist 14
What does this have to do with being female?
ETwilleatyou 11
That's when you tell him he's adopted.
peacheso 31
I'm not trying to be that person but should adoption really be used as a threat?
19990231 29
You just became that person
alexcknott 8
That's when you tell him that you grew his pair
onlychildFTW 34
I doubt OP would want the balls of an 8 year old. They'd be tiny.
alexcknott 8
I meant that OP literally made his sons pair with his sperm....
pjsr 33
If you feel a need to post that, you probably do need to grow a pair and man up
feven 32
"Man enough to have you"
beararm 11
sounds like he got enuff balls for both of u lol jk but OP take it easy at least u raised him ready
aruden 25
Tell him his mom thought you were a guy with a pair when you were doing her to conceive him
misspeach13 15
He's 8, I doubt he needs to being hearing that like, ever