It was the 11 year old
Austin, United States
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nevada, United States
Dumbasses
Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
Anonymous
Lewiston, United States
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Jess
United States
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
caroline
Germany
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Anonymous
Dewitt, United States
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
mandybar15
Norman, United States
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
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Kiki242 19
Wow kids learn young now don't they?
saintsrocksocks 10
Well did he get it right?
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skimonkey96 0
Whats wrong with that? Shes probably more likely to listen to him than you. My brother told me that stuff when I was like 6.
br0ccoli 15
Yeah, that conversation definitely went like this: "A boy and a girl get together, take their clothes off, make noise like ghosts, wiggle on top of each other...then the girl's belly gets bigger and bigger, like a balloon, and then one day, a baby will pop out of the girl's BUTT!! *giggle* Out of her butt! Can you believe it?!?"
burgerparty 0
I was told that u hump which was doing the worm with ur clothes off and it sounded like it hurt I was told this by my very intlecual friends
minniemutt 12
They told the girls in 4th grade about puberty at my school. Then in 5th grade they taught us all about sex.
motoxracer156 5
She had to find out somehow
conqueror57 11
How is this a bad thing? It opens the door for you to sit down with both of your kids, individually, and give them an age appropriate talk about sex.
Bjuddstr 4
Did the words play dough come up at all?
linkinpark98 24
I didn't even know what that was until I was 11.....
Celeste7_fml 18
At least now you don't have to do it. Lol
asleepingbear 8
They grow up so fast
blink_kid 32
Well whatever he told her reflects on how well you told him.