It was the 11 year old
Austin, United States
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nevada, United States
Dumbasses
Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
Anonymous
Lewiston, United States
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Jess
United States
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
caroline
Germany
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Anonymous
Dewitt, United States
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
mandybar15
Norman, United States
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
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Kiki242 19
Wow kids learn young now don't they?
saintsrocksocks 10
Well did he get it right?
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Pandacupcakelove 26
Worst part is I wasn't all that shocked when I read this... I don't like that this is what the world has come to, of course, but I remember once my brother who is two years older than me was going to tell an inapropriate joke. He was twelve and I was ten. He went "Oh... Maybe I shouldn't tell it when she's here..." and I went "Nah, I know. Don't you think I watch TV? I can handle this." Yes. My innocense was lost waaay too early. :/ I Think I was eight... Possibly seven when I was given "the talk" by a friend... She was one year older... DAMN I'M MESSED UP! :S
CallMeBloo 31
Not only that, but teaching another kid can also help them process the information and further their own understanding. It's one reason why tutoring is so popular- it is beneficial both for the kid being tutored and the kid doing the tutoring.
nela25 23
They are going to find out sooner or later, you might as well sit down with your kids and tell them the way you want them to find out.
rcgirl2 11
If you haven't given your son the sex talk, then his classmates at school probably did.
KiddNYC1O 22
Or maybe the kid's just a mack.
McChronicals 0
hahaha oii. better of knowing sooner then later anyways. teens are changing
Crissayuh 1
It would be weirder if it were the other way around.
JaneDoexD 8
Ha that reminds me of the time my little sister told my little brother he was going to get a period toox). He believed her smh
silent_bride 5
How would he know any differently?
Davick 0
and people think child obesity is a problem.
Keep_It_Hot99 8
Well, look at the bright side. You don't have to do it!:) And by 11 kids pretty much know what "it" is by then. Either from school or their friends. *sigh* No one stays pure anymore....
calliefornia2 3
Less work for you I guess...