Today, my dad continues to make jokes about the rude things he does to avoid dealing with people who try to point out that he's seriously a massive douchebag, and is overall just unpleasant to be around. I have no idea why my mom married this man and had three children with him, let alone why they're still together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad all but told me that he ignores me and my advice on purpose, just so he can yell at me for pestering him when I get annoyed, and being ignored really ticks me off. Then my mom, who is the more level-headed one, didn't even scold him for it. This is why I have acute self-esteem issues. FML
Today, I was told by step-dad, who I live with, that my mom "hates my guts" while smiling so big, because he got a call from her. He's so desperate for her to come back that all the lying, cheating, manipulation, and emotional abuse doesn't push him away. She's a tornado. FML
Today, my family keeps pestering me about whether I've contacted my father yet. My father, the one who treated me and my family like crap throughout my upbringing and cheated on my mom a few years ago. I don't know why they think I'd ever want to see him again. FML
Today, on my wife's and my 30th wedding anniversary, my dad once again told me the "honeymoon phase" won't last and soon we'll begin hating each other, and fighting all the time. Dad, it's been thirty fucking years and we're still very in love. Just admit you and mom had a shitty relationship and leave us alone. FML
Today, I learned that now that my mom is dead, and my dad doesn't need my emotional support during her illness anymore, he's going to go back to insulting me every time he talks to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, it's the third week of my dad's midlife crisis. So far he's blown half my college fund pimping out his piece of shit car, keeps texting me meme pictures, and keeps yelling "Savage!" and "Recked!" any time my mom makes a joke at anyone's expense. FML
Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML
Today, I confronted my dad about his horrible attitude toward women. I pointed out that a man with as many sisters and daughters as he has, shouldn’t refer to women who’ve had children as “damaged goods”. He laughed and said, “Ah well, once it’s been blown out, it’s no good to anyone.” Thanks dad. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You have to find your audience. If you say Mexicans are rapists and murderers, you'd think everyone would be disgusted by such raw racism and hatred. Turns out, there's an audience for such garbage. Incels just haven't found the women who like misogynists.
RichardPencil 32
You'd be surprised that many people are drawn to rude douchebags.
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RichardPencil 32
You'd be surprised that many people are drawn to rude douchebags.
Marcella1016 32
That must be part of what pisses incels off so much. You’ve gotta suck really bad to not even qualify as “rude douchebag” material.
RichardPencil 32
You have to find your audience. If you say Mexicans are rapists and murderers, you'd think everyone would be disgusted by such raw racism and hatred. Turns out, there's an audience for such garbage. Incels just haven't found the women who like misogynists.
Marcella1016 32
Billion dollar dating app idea. Quick, someone get on this!
RichardPencil 32
Pshaw! I had the idea to match people with anosmia with people with incurable body odor. Billion dollars, hah! I only raked in $2.8 million. Hardly worth the effort.
Brightside86 31
After a few bad relationships you'd be surprised what you'd settle for. My girlfriend isn't my type but she's pleasant, and uses her words to say what she means. You would be amazed at how rare those 2 qualities are. I'm not going back into that quagmire of crazy dating pool until I absolutely have to.