It was the 11 year old
Austin, United States
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nevada, United States
Dumbasses
Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
Anonymous
Lewiston, United States
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Jess
United States
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
caroline
Germany
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Anonymous
Dewitt, United States
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
mandybar15
Norman, United States
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
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Kiki242 19
Wow kids learn young now don't they?
saintsrocksocks 10
Well did he get it right?
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upsidedownfools 5
It could be worse... It could be the other way around :)
AlexBblah 10
Whoa, well at least you dont have to give her that uncomfortable talk, it really is akward when my mom talked to me about it real real akward....
brandy1 5
Boss status. Your son is THE MAN!!!
BVBarmyForever 0
My dad gave me the sex talk when I was eight...
adansgirl913 2
Honestly, I don't think it matters at all what sex Ed teaches or what the parents teach. Kids will find out about sex from peers or movies or tv shows or boyfriends. And the sex Ed teachers could say you are all gonna die if you have sex and kids are still gonna do it regardless. If they wanna have sex they're gonna have sex. I think it matters if the parents have open minded conversations ABOUT sex not teaching about sex just talking. At least they know to be somewhat protected.
AcieMcG 21
*steps up onto soapbox* America puts sex and sexuality into such a negative light. Overseas violence is more heavily blocked on tv and sex isn't as censored. This is what's wrong with our society, kids grow up with the mentality that sex is dirty, don't receive proper sexual education, and wind up with STI's or with an unplanned pregnancy. It's important that children learn about their body parts and differences at a young age, not necessarily needing to know what specifically sexual intercourse is, but when the time is right the correct information is crucial.
CheerBaby97 9
Now you don't have to do it! :D
mightymart 5
As long as he didnt SHOW her...
lyssgross 16
That's what my brother did for me :/
mightymart 5
Hot!
AzzieC 12
Y wud u tell him!!!
pdp_fml 21
Look, don't sweat the small stuff, the 11 year old, learned about sex from his sex ed class!