It was the 11 year old
Austin, United States
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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Anonymous
Nevada, United States
Dumbasses
Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
Anonymous
Lewiston, United States
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Jess
United States
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
caroline
Germany
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Anonymous
Dewitt, United States
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
mandybar15
Norman, United States
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
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Kiki242 19
Wow kids learn young now don't they?
saintsrocksocks 10
Well did he get it right?
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penguin182 18
So? I don't mean to sound disrespectful, but I don't see the problem :p
Epic_Times 10
Hey at least some kids get the talk from their parents. I learned from the dictionary, TV and my friends when I was eight. However I still think the brother shouldn't be telling the little sister. Getting g the talk from your parents would be better IMO.
tehcyberman 9
Your picture went well with your comment. Regarding the comment, however: This isn't an unusual occurence. When a kid learns something like this, a lot of the time they have a desire to show off their knowledge to a younger or uninformed kid. It makes them seem smarter to themselves.
jetty254567 0
Well now YOU don't have to tell her to prevent awkwardness. I remember when my parents told me, I started laughing. Very awkward.
boofybluth 6
That's cute
smileygirl1201 0
Have you had the sex talk with him? At 11 I didn't know what sex was .
OceanNut4 4
Thank you someone else like me kids should be kids no need to grow up so fast
ImTheAlpha 30
I knew about sex and all the organs and stuff since I was 4 because of a human body encyclopedia I bugged my mom to get me.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Your children will learn about sex one way or another. the choice is yours.
XxQueenofPuppets 10
If he's giving the talk now he'll be bashing her boyfriend's head in with a baseball bat later. Be thankful he's trying to protect her =]
TriflingAllDay 6
Maybe you should intervene here.