Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
What exactly made you think that was a good idea?
brokenclockwork 0
he's only a kitten. it couldn't of hurt that much anyway. so stop being a pussy, pun intended.
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Comments (98)
TriNiBaByDoLL 0
That's why I HATE cats!!!
ERich331 3
because when someone disturbes their sleep by prodding them, they get mad? um... most animals and some people would do that
CitrusGirl 0
yeah my dog gets pissed if I wake her up while she's sleeping. I don't like cats but at least I have legitamate reasons not to.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Not an issue with ferrets. :]
RedPillSucks 33
Aren't ferrets like wiener cats?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Blasphemy! RPS is hereby excommunicated from my non-existant profile list. ò.ó But kinda, yeah. One of my boys, Simon, is super-independent like a cat. The other one, Cody, acts more like a dog. And they both play like kittens do.
holaworld 0
what to say? nexttime dint touch the kitten when she's sleeping lol:) but don't worry I would have done the same thing:). it'll get better
insanesna1l 0
I'd scratch you too if you woke me from a dream! was probably chasing a giant mouse or something
rzbt21 0
shut the **** up omg ur such a pussy
pandemic_fml 0
This has nothing to do with FML, but you look identical to one of my cousins. Creepy.
oddball1972 10
be
tnlander 20
this is why in some Asian countries cat are on the menu not in the house. Mmmmm, pass the soy sauce.
FYLDeep 26
Probably having a nightmare about being run over by your neighbor's car.
Senseless_487 29
Win!!!
lickmyjock 0
lol niiiiice
lickmyjock 0
lol niiiiice
EvilCupcake8361 9
43's mustache is a win
GRyphonLJJ 0
Didn't your Mommy teach you, 'Let sleeping kitties lay?'
lbeer 1
maybe it's a sign!?!