Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
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SuicidalxDream 0
just sit outside next to the steps, and sing along :D
fynn7kill 0
No such thing as physically impossible. You are just to weak, too dumb, and or too poor to get it back.
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Comments (231)
jacetopia96 1
dude... ouch
BREADEDELF 3
It's not like she fell under the steps. Now THAT would hurt.
JCo352 3
I don't know if it's because I'm so blitzed right now, but I feel like this is a funny ass fml.
H8rSk8r 0
"Mommy! The ground is singing to me!" " That's great honey... " :|
happykate120 0
it would be funny if it played "out of your reach" by king rat. look up the lyrics. that would be epic.
rustic 0
agreed with 33 xD that would be awesomely funny xD
iSitt 0
piss on it to punish it. tell the officer when he asks
AngryNinja 1
I'm with 25. If you got it in there, you can get it out.
zerobahamut03 2
lol let's not go with the "blasting it with piss" approach. I hope you found a way to get it out. id cry if I lost my mp3 player esp I had music on there that I paid for. yes! some people actually pay for their music.
Zanquis 22
@33 Can't touch this from MC hammer would be fine also.
rallets 23
you pay for music? lmfao ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! jk :P
allenrotstein 0
"I pay for music, FML"...
substitutes 0
25 ftw
El_Mero_Mero 0
who pays for music? I got 2500+ songs on my iPod all free. bawahaha. maybe I should shut up before I get tracked down :0
Skroal_stomper 5
107 There are some of us in this world that are honest.
shaannonwilding 0
I pay for all my music as my laptop is unable to download things.although it's probably just me being a retard...
smartman136 8
use a coat hanger for ***** sake. common sence people.
ArbiterOfFML 24
How do you try and lecture somebody on common sense and spell it wrong?
AngryNinja 1
Sense* when yelling at people, grammar and spelling are essential. Take it from a pro.
Smiley93 0
a coat hanger for an iPod touch? htf do you expect to hook that shit???
tweetbaby14 18
it's not that hard I was able to fix a broken vaccum with a wire hanger, a wooden dowel, and a butter knife( don't ask lol)! OP get your lazy ass up and get your iPod back!
Siji 0
Agreed ^ Where theres a will, theres a way. I know if I dropped this iPhone into that predicament, I'd be getting it back.
zyzter 0
we got a McGuyver here(sp?)
TheMisfit 5
No matter how lazy you are, I think you would try everything to get your iPod Touch back...
rangermedic77 5
sledge hammer
RAUN 8
Piece of duct tape or putty on the end.
DenBriZel 31
I would love to pay for my music. But some of us want to enjoy music and don't have the money to pay $1 per song. I'd be hundreds of dollars out.
Rambo881xx 0
fap
paid2think 0
Haha sickass iPod! :D
carcinogan 0
love the DJ BL3ND pic bro!
pancake_mixx 9
#4
pancake_mixx 9
DAMN. Crap iPod. anyways, I meant to post this. #4 So... it's nighttime over where I am, and your picture, for some reason, scared the living shit out of me. Thanks :]
ChicaTongana 0
^agreed! sorry op but that's pretty much the funniest thing I've read today.
lindee325 1
Lmao!
rciccone 0
BOOM BOOM BOOM WANT YOU IN MY ROOM ROOM ROOM!!! lol anyways y waste money on tat wouldn't it be better to just buy a new one?
rciccone 0
sorry wrng msg
Raelthelamb 31
So much thought was put into this comment.
Awnonymous 4
What about like an hydraulic jack?
BREADEDELF 3
IF you're going that route, why not dynamite?
givants 0
yes!!!!
authorkid 2
lol 8
jonan1212 5
because ipod will go boom
rciccone 0
BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANTVYOUBIN MY ROOM ROOM ROOM!!! lol any ways y waste money on tat when u might aswell just buy a new one?
raemermaid 2
that sucks! :(
CoonAndFriends 0
If it can go in, it can usually come out. :L
rabidfurball 0
magnet.
Kidfirebird 0
a magnet would ruin the ipod
roadkill223 0
Not true, the iPod would be fine. It would just wipe the hard drive, which he could recover by plugging it back into the computer.
o3livi0us1 0
Actually, an iPod Touch should be fine with a magnet. I had to use one to get my iPhone out of a storm drain at one point and it's fine. I've also had it get stuck to the magnet of a car topper from the pizza delivery place I used to work. That's actually what gave me the idea to use one to get it out of the drain.
OneyNG 0
Your ******* stupid, you lose all you apps when you do that, and that means you have to buy them all back... Congrats bro, your a genius.
rocker_chick23 27
#220, I think it's hilarious that you're calling others stupid when you can't use the correct your.
2crazy2care 0
I would figure out some way to get it out. call the fire dept, jk but that really sucks.
Unlucky_Gun 0
If that happened to me, I'd call the SWAT team. Also just kidding, haha
romanceaser 0
use a strong metal pole for leverage and move it,,, duh
fynn7kill 0
No such thing as physically impossible. You are just to weak, too dumb, and or too poor to get it back.
Igniculus 0
"Too poor"? How is a person with an iPod too poor to get it back? And is being poor even a contributing factor? Clean up on aisle seven; we have a brain leak.
CloudEnvy 17
I like that your definition of not being poor is having an iPod.
timethyfx 0
Theoretically a poor person couldn't afford to hire a jackhammer...
jinxthejinx 0
I agree. If OP really wanted it back, they wouldn't have just given up. That's probably why OP is poor.
far_east 6
lololol ^ dat is funny
KyriosX 1
IMF 60 I love your do hibari and hibird
Unlucky_Gun 0
Yes there is a such thing, it's called not being able to reach it