SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anon
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Jodi Sanford
Grossed out
Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML
shittysituation
Milpitas, United States
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
youredisgusting
Merced, United States
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
anon
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
No, you don't
Today, I found actual poop inside the washing machine. Gotta love roommates… FML
arrrrggggghhhh
United States
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Anonymous
Do it yourself, then
Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML
Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML
raesos91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Houston, United States
Gross
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
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hotcaligirl 10
Could be worse.. At least he's washing it.. :p
tamm0r 0
It is.
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amoscore 5
First!
hotcaligirl 10
Could be worse.. At least he's washing it.. :p
minisquid 9
Remember kids, ALWAYS wash your peepee where everyone can see it!!! -Pedobear
minisquid 9
Darn Pedobear comment got moderated :'( Oh well. Mod=God
ThreeSheetsGone 12
I wanna know how this happened. Maybe they had some jungle juice in the sink and when it was the roommate's turn, he whipped out the red-headed stepchild and made it turn on the sprinkler system at the neighborhood pool.
minisquid 9
I'm in awe at the above comment.
fabian21 0
As long as it's clean, it don't matter where it's been.
ItsTheKing 10
*Walks in, "hey Tom!". "hey!". "you making hotdogs?" "no what makes you say that" "oh nothing it's just I thought you were washing the uh.... OMG! WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
scarydragonlady 2
26 that was the oddest statement I've ever read
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Broken down version of my explanation: 1. Jungle juice is normally made in the bathtub at a party using just about every liquor you can get your hands on. 2. Roommate doesn't get a liquor bottle, just pulls out his **** and relieves himself. If he doesn't see a problem with washing it in the sink, he probably doesn't worry too much about whether he's pissing in the sink. Does it make more sense now?
glenzhao2 16
Apparently I'm doing something wrong here.
ItsTheKing 10
No. LOL
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Ok, I'll go back to my hole now.
Pixxio_O 11
That Is permission for you to wash yours in the sink too OP :)
DizzyDemon0 9
Gotta get rid of the crabs somehow... *shudder. At least it was YOUR sink... mine's till safe :)
mduffy08 8
Make sure he doesn't scrub with your tooth brush...
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Am I the only one who doesn't wash hotdogs?
tamm0r 0
It is.
icefshng8 9
That's where I wash mine.
poostool 5
U guys are dumb...balls are self cleansing.
captianKool 4
Use the fancy machines at the golf course.
xlord 27
Nah.. The ball cleaners at te bowling alley are much better... Makes it nice and shiny :D
robc32ca 4
Re:self cleaning... Only for dogs... Or guys that do yoga...
gunmania0 12
I use my girlfriends mouth.
poostool 5
96 what a haggard filling. Is that your work while your gf cleans your balls with her mouth?
raaawwwrrZ 8
Wait, wait, wait, you gotta wash 'em?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
30 I can't believe people are so goddamn stupid. Just think about it, that's what all the sweat is for. And what's sweatier than a pair of balls, other than multiple pairs of balls? See, the salt in the sweat inhibits microbial growth, so technically it's as good as soap. Nature's got this one all figured out. Don't go messing that shit up.
daydreamer244 13
well where else is he gonna do it!!?
DCFan 9
Anywhere else...
Mysanitywins 10
Not the Shower, duh. Silly 36 :)
BB_ava 0
4, in you.
Mikemfm88 6
Tryna bang?
Driving_Gaming 22
In the toilet
LoveCali 0
Lmfao You Gotta Dumb Roommate;;Just Sayin:)
Mysanitywins 10
I Like People Who Type Like This :) Just kidding.
LoveCali 0
WTFs Wrong With My Typing...?Loser...
ItsTheKing 10
He never said that there was something wrong with your typing. He simply said he likes people who type like. Then topped it off with the jk.
LoveCali 0
Well thank you for clearing it up ItsTheKing.Haha:) Also I like your picture.
Mysanitywins 10
I'm no loser. I was just joking. There is no fun and games without a little joking? Right!
LoveCali 0
Haha Completely right pony guy.haha I understand:)
Mysanitywins 10
Then all is well. Hopefully..I'm just here to make laughs and make friends.
LoveCali 0
Same here?
juliushater 12
get a room already
Capt_Awesome137 0
Potential fight avoided xD
TheRealHouse 7
What the hell just happened here?!! That was like watching a bar fight start but instead they end up drinking one beer with two straws
CryMoreFMLs 15
Next thing we know they'll be washing their junk together in the sink.
ItsTheKing 10
It was the koala man. Looking at it makes you say weird things.
eog314 0
That was entertaining.
LaydiexSkull 3
Well, I for one want to kick LoveCali on the face with that Nike shoe in their picture for typing like a 12 year old chunti girl.
monkeybanana 7
That's gross... D:
Mysanitywins 10
I found it funny. A little gross, but still funny.
RandomBlackMan 0
WTF?? I do it all the time.. what's wrong with yall
phapmai 6
That's gross, srry op
enonymous 9
I tend to clean my salad before it's tossed. Can't blame the guy
marinus_fml 20
I tend to wash it as it's tossed.
enonymous 9
Got half a pack a mentos in my diaper just thinking about that
Mysanitywins 10
And I thought I was the only one. -sheds one manly tear-
richboii 0
news to me
darkwing119 5
Nasty Brittish guy