emi
Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
xXWhiteSheepXx
Omaha, United States
Today, my cat likes to share my pillow at night. I guess she was extra comfortable last night, because she didn't bother getting off it to hack up a hairball. I woke up because I rolled my face onto it. FML
meowmeow
Australia
Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
Anonymous
Human! I request petting!
Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML
Cat Piss
Lavon, United States
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
Michelle
United States
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
MistofAvalon
Alexa, play "The Lovecats" by The Cure
Today, my cat woke me up announcing he was hungry by standing on my bedside table. This placed him both next to and above my head. Did he do this by meowing? Nope. Did he do it by tapping me with his little paw? Not that either. He sneezed all over my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Anonymous
Dr Dolittle
Today, my dog won't stop barking at his own shadow, my cat won't stop purring while kneading on me, and my new kitten won't stop squeaking. It's all very cute, but I can't sleep at all. FML
cacheson
Appetizer
Today, my cat woke me up by drooling all over my face. Whatever happened to “Cats rule, dogs drool”? FML
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Isoldael 27
So don't let it into the bedroom when you go to sleep?
OhKariBear 1
You need the Cats From Hell guy.
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Isoldael 27
So don't let it into the bedroom when you go to sleep?
thesubconscious 9
Common sense in too boring!
donut_gurl 8
that's what i was thinking.. keep him out and keep the door shut when u sleep
Pentium_4 27
i have a clingy cat, and sometimes closing the door doesn't work. she'll scratch at my door and meow really loud until i open the door. cats are so selfish...
retyi43 14
36 is right. if I closed the door on my cats, I would never ever hear the end of it. all night long: cckk cckk cckk cckk.....
Oreohugzpenny 4
Your cat is as funny as hell!
Harpy20 24
Things like this seem to only happen to cat owners. I'm sensing a pattern... /sarcasm
gracehi 33
That's why, from the very beginning, I NEVER let my cats in my room when they cried outside my door, because I knew that if I did I would never get any sleep unless they were in my room. They learned that that behavior didn't get them what they wanted very quickly so now they don't bother howling and scratching for more than a few seconds.
xoconnie 8
i think its time to kill the cat...
Shadomasta 5
I would just put that pillow in another room. I know you have more than one pillow. I've been watching...
mylifesucks_fml 1
let him have the pillow and in the middle of the night take your ass to the couch. then the next day shut your door and leave the pillow out with him.
DollyDope 17
Then it will probably piss all over the house. Cats are adorable, but certainly evil.
alphaskater09 9
50-hell is not funny. It is a horrible place where the mighty god sends you if you are evil!
bellygirl2000 0
124- he was saying the cat was funny maybe he meant heck but it came up as hell u don't know that but then again nether do I but don't take things on these kind of websites so literally!!
Isoldael 27
36 - I'd rather have a cat scratch the door and keep me awake than having it claw my face and keeping me awake :p
NanillaVipples 2
It might hold a grudge.
OhKariBear 1
You need the Cats From Hell guy.
22cute 17
Or another pillow?
Inheritance 10
Or squirt it with water and teach it to mind.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Jackson Galaxy? Yeah, He's good. :)
XxDevilxXGt 26
Your cat just thinks that it is the alpha male because you probably let it have all the freedom it wants. You need to get tough and show the cat who's in charge.
GrahamWilliams 0
Nerd!!!!
Virginia6810 16
Sometimes when I wake up my kitten is on my back or even my face. Clingy things aren't they?
TriflingAllDay 6
******* have the right away.
TriflingAllDay 6
Don't be trifling. Embrace it.
AussieChild 22
Cats are evil. Get rid of the cat? Problem solved :P
winterbee123 9
Dogs are better! Trade your cat in for one. ;)
chemchic 7
Yes! Yes they are. I don't like cats because of this reason. You don't own my house I do.
VeganVampyre 27
Except if you have a cat, you DON'T own your house, the cat does. And this is a fact that all cat lovers quickly and happily embrace. We love our haughty little friends :)
chemchic 7
Yeah I have dogs and can't deal with that. Plus I am severely allergic to cats which probably adds to my dislike.
chemchic 7
Although I do have a husky.. so she has a mind of her own! I tell her she is a cat all the time but she is still obedient.
Arthurie 30
Both cats and dogs are amazing animals, if you know how to treat them and act with them.
Sinsation 7
This is stupid. Your cat probably wants to sleep on your pillow because you or someone else usually lets it. No point in getting annoyed by it now. Also, a snoring cat? I can't imagine something like that may potentially hinder anyone's sleep. And I agree w/ #1; grammar in this one sucks.
Isoldael 27
Cats' snores can get quite loud, especially those of brachycephalic breeds.
nerdchic 5
Apparently you don't have cats or your comment wouldn't be so stupid. Cats snore - mine use to. And its a comfort thing for the cat. My animals snore and it drives me up the wall.. I just have to get to sleep before they do. No reason to complain even though this is somewhat hilarious haha
LadyEmi 15
The grammar is fine actually, learn to read.
mark98706 4
You are a human it is a cat... Put it outside, kill it, give it away... Do something
kerr888 0
Harsh...
ThisBiatchFMLs 5
You kill cat, I kill you, *Gives very evil and harsh death glare*.
retyi43 14
10 - how is a human's life worth more than a cat's life?
mduffy08 8
84 - You're kid is dangling from a cliff on one side of the bridge, while your cat is dangling on the other. You can only save one.
mduffy08 8
Your*...
retyi43 14
i would never have children, but if I did, I would save the cat. it requires less time and money.
mark98706 4
If an animal attacked me I would kill it.. Im not advocating animal abuse, I would do it humanely but at the end of the day what good is a pet if it attacks you
mduffy08 8
97 - I'm pretty sure you would probably go to jail. So therefore you would have find a really good lawyer, and also now hire someone to look after the cat. So in actuality, the cat would actually mean more time and money.
mduffy08 8
108 - what the **** are you babbling about? There is no humane way to kill something. What are you going to do, strap it down and give it lethal injection?
music_woman1 11
Your cat is used to it; now make him used to sleeping somewhere else. Not your room.
Xythenol 6
Poop in his litter box.
goose12321 11
Yeah, that'll teach it lol.
zoecw 14
He'd probably be even more mad. You would be invading his territory.
BrookeyLynnie 2
My mom has peed in my cats litter box -_-