Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
What exactly made you think that was a good idea?
brokenclockwork 0
he's only a kitten. it couldn't of hurt that much anyway. so stop being a pussy, pun intended.
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Comments (98)
Syb3rStrife 2
That's why you let sleeping cats lie.
iHOOT4Hooters 0
When a kitty wants its milk, nothing will be in its way.
alykat7 0
ydi for having a cat...
Yah_Imma_Gamer 0
Tough titty said the kitty 'cause the milk went dry.
kirafaye 0
The kitten was in active sleep stage - which is like our REM sleep when we dream. You just woke it out of the deepest sleep stage so of course it would be shocked.
Sweetie2u 1
OWNED! That sucks tho...
TJammah 0
I like your cat
randomgirl92 4
lol did u pull it off
sucks4u918 4
lol win
edwards_echo 0
well without a reasonable daught your a ******* retard
nanner6206 24
hmmm...really? cause you're showing signs yourself. doubt* and you're *. You shouldn't insult others if you cannot do it properly.