Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML
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UnearthlyEnemy 9
lol
dubsweets 0
looks like your daughter thinks your **** suxxx
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mnblkjpoi 0
at least she didn't delete it all.
brodiegee 0
she was probably laughing when she noticed a picture of hers that she had sent into the mags to publish without showing her face, laughing that her old man is pulling his **** over her pics ha sicko
structuredchaoz 4
Fyi. With the massive amount of free **** available, you should never need to download anything.
NessGoJetsGo 0
ydi for having ****
XxGuard 0
What kind of father are you to have ****? I really don't like people who watch ****, or have ****. You're just giving your daughter permission to have **** too. Kids do what you do, not what you say. It's been proven. Ask developmental physiologists, they did a study with universities and it's a true fact.
Raesin 21
#103, most people have some kind of ****. You think parents introduce their kids to ****? No. Teenagers are perfectly capable of finding/watching/getting **** by themselves. It's not like he was actively showing a 5 year old kid ****. I doubt he shares his **** with his daughter, and she probably already watches her own. Missing the point, you're doing it right. Don't be such a prude.
XxGuard 0
WTF?? Who said introduce??? Do you think babies learn how to walk because you just said "walk" no. Did you learn how to talk because your parents said "talk" absolutely not! Kids do what a parent does, not what they say. The fact that the **** was found, is saying "since I can look at ****, so can you". It doesn't have to be in words to be true. Pictures aren't in words, pictures are pictures. Learn. You're missing the point butch. I've lived long enough, and as parent of 5 kids, I know! Why don't you try and be a parent and see if your kids listen to you, because they wont, many parents can testify of that. Don't be such a prude. See I can say that too.
Rosser121 0
wow dude you really need to lay off your on the wrong site if you have the need to be a complete ass
RedEG4 1
oh my god! kids do what their parents do?! I never would have known this if such important studies were never carried out.
Egnar 19
The fact that she named the folder "LOL" tells us she was introduced and knew about **** well before finding her fathers **** stash - The desire for **** starts the second hormones kick in and people find themselves sexually attracted to each other [teenagers] - Sometimes it starts early when people find "daddies" **** tapes under his bed at 10, but that doesn't seem to be the case here.
reaaga 0
I hope you opened that shit and made sure she didn't replace it with shirtless pictures of Justin Bieber yo
keymonkey 0
No should have wrote "My daughter's birth."
reddwarf_fml 0
hahaha
Drigr 9
I'm confused. isn't putting it on a USB having it not on a computer she has access to?
butterflyz1961 2
I guess it wasn't as hidden as you thought it was.